Chapter 15
"Zamasu Zamasu!" shouted Goku sadly. "No, please, come back!"
But I was too mad.
"Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Vegeta!" I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of the Pilaf Gang on it. Pilaf looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Goku and Vegeta. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank my tea all depressed. Then I looked at my black TB watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.
I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Bardock all over them with blood red letters. I put my snowy white hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Goku!
"Zamasu I love you!" he shouted sadly. "I dnot care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful kai in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!." Then…. he started to sing "Da Chronicles of Life and Death" (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when Bardock was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Ginyu, Bardock, Commander Red, Perfect Cell and Pilaf (AN: don't u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) .
"OMFG." I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Goku's now) at them. "I love you!" I said and then we started to kiss just like Gine McNegi (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and BmB in a Saiyanella Story. Then we went away holding hands. King Furry shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that GF would have a concert in Hogsmede right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.
And then Trunks was there. What a loser. I farted in his general direction.