Chapter 14
We ran to where Jren was. It turned out that Jiren wasn't there. Instead Princess Snake was there. Goku was there crying tears of blood. Princess Snake was torturing him. Vegeta and I ran in front of Princess Snake.
"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" she shouted as we started shooting her with the gun he Then suddenly she looked at me and she fell down with a lovey-dovey look in her eyes. "." she said. (in dis she is a kai yrs old so shes not a creepo ok)
"Huh?" I asked.
"Zamasu I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Princess Snake. I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you? Me, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard. Also I’m gay." I said angrily. Then I stabbed her in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.
"Nooooooooooooo!" sshe screamed. She started screaming and running around. Then she fell down and died because she wasn’t really a kai. I brust into tears sadly.
"Princess Snake what art thou doing?" called Jiren. Then… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vegeta went away. There I started crying.
"What's wrong honey?" asked Goku taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.
"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other kais and mortals here except for Lapis Seven'teen, because he's not ugly or anything."
"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Goku.
"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Piccolo and King Furry took a video of me naked. Bah says he's in love with me. Vegeta likes me and now even Princess Snake is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Goku! Why couldn't Dabura have made me less beautiful?" I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory Zamasu isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told him hes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.
And then Trunks was there. I spat on his face. Bitch.