Chapter 11
"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! Lapis Seven’teen tried to comfort me but I told him fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Master Roshi chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Red Ribbon Army song at full volume. I grabbed a sword and almost stuck it into my heart. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull Potara earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Pickle was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And King Furry was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.
"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of the Pilaf Gang on it. Suddenly Vegeta ran in.
"Abra Kedavra!" he yelled at Piccolo and King Furry pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Piccolo and King Furry a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, Master Roshi ran in. "Zamasu, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he shouted looking at Piccolo and King Furry and then he waved his wand and suddenly…
Bah ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.
"What do you know, Bah? You're just a giant green Vampa monster!"
"I MAY BE A VAMPA MONSTER…." Bah paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A DaburaIST!"
"This cannot be." Picc said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Master Roshi’s wand had shot him. "There must be other factors."
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly.
King Furry held up the camera triumelephantly. "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough tea.
"Why are you doing this?" Kinfg Furry said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink tea because I felt faint.
"BECAUSE…BECAUSE…." Bah said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of Blizzard by Daichi Miura.
"Because you're goffic?" Picc asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Dabura.
"Because I LOVE HIM!"
Trunks was also there. He asked how Bah even knew me. I kicked him in the nads.