Chapter 12
I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that Gonku had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together.
"NO!" I THOUGHT IT WAS BAh but it was Vegeta. He started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY TAILHOLE HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
I stopped. "How did u know?"
"I saw it! And my tailhoe turned back into a tail!"
"NO!" I ran up closer. "I thought you didn't have a tail anymore!" I shouted.
"I do but Gayhan changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my tailhole hurt and it turned back into a tail! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Goku….Jiren has him bondage!"
Anyway I was in the school nurse's office now recovering from my slit wrists. Picc and King Furry and BAH were there too. They were going to St. Mango's after they recovered cause they were creepos and you can't have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of GODS. Master Roshi had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway Bah came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.
"Zamasu I need to tell u somethnig." he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.
"Fuck off." I told him. "You know I fucking hate the color pink unless it’s rosé anyway, and I don't like fucked up preps like you." I snapped. Bah had been mean to me before for being gottik.
"No Zamasu." Bah says. "Those are not roses."
"What, are they goffs too you poser prep?" I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.
"I saved your life!" He yelled angrily. "No you didn't I replied." "You saved me from getting a p- video made from your shower scene and being vued by Puicc and King Furry." Who MASTABATED (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently.
"Whatever!" I yelled angirly.
He pointed his wand at the pink roses. "These aren't roses." He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that's all you haD TO SAY! .
"That's not a spell that's an GF song." I corrected him wisely.
"I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes." Then he screamed. "Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic GF fans out, there, that is a tribute! specially for goku blakk I love you boiboy!)imo noto okayo!"
And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasn't a prep.
"OK I believe you now wtf is Goku?"
Bah rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.
"U c, Zams," Master Roshi said, watching the two of us watching the flame. "2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?"
"I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!" Bah yelled. mASSter roshi lookd shockd. I guess he didn't have a headache or else he would have said something back.
Bah stormed off back into his bed. "U r a liar, prof Master Roshie!"
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Frieza McSpacelizard on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Raditz the Saiyan (if u don't know who he iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.
"You look kawai, kai." Lapis Seven'teen said sadly. "Fangs (geddit) you do too." I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I drank some tea. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Picc and King Furry couldn't spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Vegeta was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Goku had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Goku. He was demanding royal tribute from a Hufflepuff.
"Hi." he said in a depressed way. "Hi back." I said in an wqually said way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Veggiie-kun had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Gokus. Then… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" shouted Professor Vodkas who was watching us and so was everyone else.
"Vegeta you fucker!" I said slapping him. "Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Goku!" I shouted and then I ran away angrily.
Just then he started to scream. "OMFG! NOOOOO! MY TAIL HURTS!" and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
"NO!" I ran up closer.
"I thought you didn't have a tail anymore!" I shouted.
"I do but Gayhan changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation." he said back. "Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Goku….Jiren has him bondage!"
Trunks was there. He said didn’t this already happen? What a bitch.