The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)

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The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)
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Summary
In which the Zero Mortals Plan is all just a fanfiction written by Zamasu because he couldn't handle having a crush on Son Goku. Watch as his ramblings go into a wild ride depicting him as the infamous Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Goku as Draco Malfoy and Vegeta as Harry 'Vampire' Potter. This story will not make sense, and is all based on the infamous My Immortal Harry Potter fanfiction!
Note
This was just a stupid idea that came into our brains, and of course, we had to transform it into the monstrosity it is and share it throughout the world. This fanfiction is basically just an edited My Immortal fanfic with names replaced and some things added and deleted here and there. It won't be exactly the same as the original. (Also, we won't blame you if you can't go through the fanfic, it's going to be just as bad as you think it is. We did, however, snort and laugh while making it.)Zamasu Darkness Dementia Ivory Kai as Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven WaySon Goku as Draco MalfoySupreme Kai as Amy LeeFuture Trunks as Himself (Trunks at the end is prob going to be a recurring gag in this story.)
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Chapter 8

Everyone in the class stared at me and then Goku came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

"Zamasu, it's not what you think!" Goku screamed sadly.

My friend Lapis Seven’teen Smith smiled at me understatedly. He flipped his long waste-length gothic black hair and opened his crimson eyes like blood that he was wearing contact lenses on. He had pale white skin that he was wearing white makeup on. Lapis was kidnapped when he was born. His real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Jiren killed his mother and his father committed suicide because he was depressed about it and then Gero happened. He still has nightmares about it and he is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out his real last name is Smith and not Parkranger. (Since he has converted to Daburaism he is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )

"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Piccolo demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

"Vegeta, I can't believe you cheated on me with Goku!" I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

I don't know why Zamasu was so mad at me. I had went out with Vegeta (I'm bi but Zamasu is gay) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Bulma, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

"But I'm not going out with Goku anymore!" said Vegeta.

"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Goku and then I started to bust into tears.

Trunks was there, but I punched him so he went away so I could cry.

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