Chapter 9
I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Goku for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Goku.
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with grey skin, black eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn't have a nose (basically like Jiren in the ToP) and he was wearing all black and red spandex but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was… Jiren!
"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Jiren shouted "Imperius!" and I couldn't run away.
"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him. Jiren fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.
"Zamasu." he yelled. "Thou must kill Vegeta McVegetason the Fourth!"
I thought about Vegeta and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Bardock McBurdockroot. I remembered that Goku had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Goku went out with Vegeta before I went out with him and they broke up?
"No, Jiren!" I shouted back.
Jiren gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged.
"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Goku!"
"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.
Jiren got a dude-ur-so-stupid look on his face. "I hath telekinesis." he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vegeta, then thou know what will happen to Goku!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.
I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Goku came into the woods.
"Goku!" I said. "Hi!"
"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Bardock McBurdockroot and Ginyu McFrogman.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
"No." he answered.
"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.
"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.
Trunks was there. He yelled about getting revenge one day. I gave him the middle figner. Bitch.