The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)

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The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)
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Summary
In which the Zero Mortals Plan is all just a fanfiction written by Zamasu because he couldn't handle having a crush on Son Goku. Watch as his ramblings go into a wild ride depicting him as the infamous Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Goku as Draco Malfoy and Vegeta as Harry 'Vampire' Potter. This story will not make sense, and is all based on the infamous My Immortal Harry Potter fanfiction!
Note
This was just a stupid idea that came into our brains, and of course, we had to transform it into the monstrosity it is and share it throughout the world. This fanfiction is basically just an edited My Immortal fanfic with names replaced and some things added and deleted here and there. It won't be exactly the same as the original. (Also, we won't blame you if you can't go through the fanfic, it's going to be just as bad as you think it is. We did, however, snort and laugh while making it.)Zamasu Darkness Dementia Ivory Kai as Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven WaySon Goku as Draco MalfoySupreme Kai as Amy LeeFuture Trunks as Himself (Trunks at the end is prob going to be a recurring gag in this story.)
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Chapter 7

Goku and I held our pale lime green/white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Daburaist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vegeta. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Goku. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Goku. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…

We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)

"Oh Goku, Goku!" I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Goku's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words… Vegeta!

I was so angry.

"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

"No! No! But you don't understand!" Goku pleaded. But I knew too much.

"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have Space Monkey Rabies anyway!"

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Goku ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vegeta's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Piccolo and some other people.

"VEGETA MCVEGETASON THE FOURTH, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.

Trunks was there. He told me not to yell @ his dad from the past. I yelled at him too.

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