Chapter 6
The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull Potara earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with tea instead of milk, and a mug of red tea. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the tea spilled over my top.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have a widow’s peak anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Goku’s. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Bardock McBurdockroot. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a kai so I didn't get one you sicko.
"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Vegeta McVegetason the Fourth, although most people call me Vegeta the prince of all Saiyans these days." he grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I’m the prince of all Saiyans." he giggled.
"Well, I am a kai." I confessed.
"Really?" he whimpered.
"Yeah." I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Goku came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
Also Trunks was there. I made him spill his breakfast onto the floor so everyone laughed at him. Bitch.