The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)

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The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)
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Summary
In which the Zero Mortals Plan is all just a fanfiction written by Zamasu because he couldn't handle having a crush on Son Goku. Watch as his ramblings go into a wild ride depicting him as the infamous Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Goku as Draco Malfoy and Vegeta as Harry 'Vampire' Potter. This story will not make sense, and is all based on the infamous My Immortal Harry Potter fanfiction!
Note
This was just a stupid idea that came into our brains, and of course, we had to transform it into the monstrosity it is and share it throughout the world. This fanfiction is basically just an edited My Immortal fanfic with names replaced and some things added and deleted here and there. It won't be exactly the same as the original. (Also, we won't blame you if you can't go through the fanfic, it's going to be just as bad as you think it is. We did, however, snort and laugh while making it.)Zamasu Darkness Dementia Ivory Kai as Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven WaySon Goku as Draco MalfoySupreme Kai as Amy LeeFuture Trunks as Himself (Trunks at the end is prob going to be a recurring gag in this story.)
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Chapter 5

Master Roshi made and Goku and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

"You ludacris fools!" he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my green face. Goku comforted me. When we went back to the castle Master Roshi took us to Professor Piccolo and Professor Vados who were both looking very angry.

"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice.

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor Vados.

"How dare you?" demanded Professor Piccolo.

And then Goku shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HIM!"

Everyone was quiet. Master Roshi and Professor Vados still looked mad but Professor Piccolo said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms."

Goku and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

"Are you okay, Zamasu?" Goku asked me gently.

"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the kai’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….

Goku was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing 'I just wanna live' by the Timebreakers. I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.

And Trunks was there. I kicked him out bcause he’s not a kai. Bitch.

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