Chapter 1
Hi my name is Zamasu Dark'ness Dementia Ivory Kai and I have short white hair in a mohawk (that's how I got my name), and pale silver eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the Supreme Kai (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to the Supreme Kai but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a kai but I'm clearly more divine than a regular one. I have jade green skin. I'm also a wizard, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm like millions of years old, but I look seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black and yellow coat with a long purple sleeved shirt on top of it, a light blue sash, dark blue baggy pants and white combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, green foundation, black eyeliner and black eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of mortals stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Zamasu!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was….Son Goku!
"What's up, mortal?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my master call me and I had to go away.
And Trunks was there, so I gave him the finger before leaving. Stupid mortal.