The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)

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The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)
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Summary
In which the Zero Mortals Plan is all just a fanfiction written by Zamasu because he couldn't handle having a crush on Son Goku. Watch as his ramblings go into a wild ride depicting him as the infamous Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Goku as Draco Malfoy and Vegeta as Harry 'Vampire' Potter. This story will not make sense, and is all based on the infamous My Immortal Harry Potter fanfiction!
Note
This was just a stupid idea that came into our brains, and of course, we had to transform it into the monstrosity it is and share it throughout the world. This fanfiction is basically just an edited My Immortal fanfic with names replaced and some things added and deleted here and there. It won't be exactly the same as the original. (Also, we won't blame you if you can't go through the fanfic, it's going to be just as bad as you think it is. We did, however, snort and laugh while making it.)Zamasu Darkness Dementia Ivory Kai as Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven WaySon Goku as Draco MalfoySupreme Kai as Amy LeeFuture Trunks as Himself (Trunks at the end is prob going to be a recurring gag in this story.)
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Chapter 2

The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was all black and inside it was lime green velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant Ginyu Force t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on my pair of orange potaras in my pierced ears, and brushed my hair into a messy mohawk.

My friend, Goku Black woke up then and grinned at me. He flipped his spiky pink hair and opened his silver eyes. He put on his Pilaf Gang t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick, white/green foundation and black eyeliner.)

"OMFG, I saw you talking to Son Goku yesterday!" he said excitedly.

"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.

"Do you like Goku?" he asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted.

"Yeah right!" he exclaimed. Just then, Goku walked up to me.

"Hi." he said.

"Hi." I replied flirtily.

"Guess what." he said.

"What?" I asked.

"Well, The Time Breakers are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me.

"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love TB. They are my favorite band, besides GF.

"Well…. do you want to go with me?" he asked.

I gasped.

Trunks was also there. I stuck out my divine tongue at him. Bitch.

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