
Nine
*A second TARDIS appears*
Doctors acting as a hive mind: Not now...
The TARDIS door opens, and Hermione Granger steps out, dressed in her Ravenclaw Hogwarts uniform. Upon further inspection, it appears that Hermione's uniform is covered in blood. No one notices the axe she's holding.
"Heya guys I as sent by you- all of you- from the future. You told me to tell you (all of you) not to eat the purple snow. Bye!"
(Hermione disappears)
All Doctors (except 10 who is still bitter): INTELLIGENT PIGEONS! We've come to bargain!
INTELLIGENT PIGEONS: Fuck you what coul-
The Human Embodiment of Canada: Doctors now! Unless this is a bad time in which case, take your time.
10th Doctor (unenthusiastically): Behold the power of my stupid sand shoes. Go die or something.
INTELLIGENT PIGEONS: OH GOD NO MY ONLY WEAKNESS FUUUUUUUUU-
*INTELLIGENT PIGEONS disappears in an anti-climactic flash*
Hermione: Oh hey guys what's kickin'.
Doctor #576: Are you the one from the future?
Hermione: What do you mean? It's just me...
Doctor 13: Obviously whatever happened to Hermione in the future hasn't happened yet...