Eight
While the trial trialed on, Maria Reynolds and Heather Changler were honeymooning on Mars. During their time on Mars, they met many notable people. Julies Caesar, Michael Mell, and Banks all made the highlights reel. But the most notable of all was Remy from Ratatoullie (or however the fuck you pronounce that Idk guys I ain't won no spelling bees).
Remy was a wise man, commonly know as the Wise Rat of Mars. He had my friends, such as Batman and Adele. He was a known and decorated war hero, and many sought out his advice in hard times. Maria and Heather had a lovely tea party with him.
So arrived The Human Embodiment of Canada.
"Heed my warning," it said to Remy, Maria, and Heather. "Have you heard of INTELLIGENT PIGEONS?"
"Yes," they replied.
"Well, despite what you've heard, the INTELLIGENT PIGEONS are not to be trusted! They are an ancient warlord, bent on bringing the armaggedon down on earth! They plan the apocalypse! The prophecy states that the INTELLIGENT PIGEONS will sacrifice Atticus Finch to the Great God Shrek, and it will bring upon the end of the world!"
The Human Embodiment of Canada raised it's hands for dramatic effect!
"The INTELLIGENT PIGEONS are so powerful, even their name is still evil. it has a different font through the comic sans!" The Human Embodiment of Canada sighed. "Thank goodness Atticus finch is still living safely in the 1940's... if, for some reason, he was tricked into coming to this time... well... there would be the end of the world!"
Atticus: Oh boy the year 33478529d897489m9 sure is strange!
The Human Embodiment of Canada: You've got to be kidding me.
INTELLIGENT PIGEONS: Aha! I have beaten you now The Human Embodiment of Canada!
The Human Embodiment of Canada: Darn you! I'll beat you in hockey for this!
The Doctors: Which one do we trusts?
Thirteenth Doctor: *Pulls out Sonic screwdriver*
Tenth Doctor: How is this photograph relevant? At all?
Literally Everyone Else: What photograph?
Doctor #10: ..........................nothing
INTELLIGENT PIGEONS: Never mind! It is now time... TO SACRIFICE ATTICUS FINCH!!!!!!!!
Atticus: I'm sorry but wHAT NOW???
Random Human: There's a lot of negativity in this Chili's tonight.
*INTELLIGENT PIGEONS smites the random human in a cloud of feathers*
11th Doctor: Ten, we need to stop INTELLIGENT PIGEONS!
1Oth Doctor: I suggest we harness the power of the TARDIS to send i-
11th: I've got it! We use your stupid sand shoes to destroy it!
13th Doctor: Sounds good!
576th Doctor: Totally radical!
10th Doctor: Is this my future?