The Hottest Mess of Mess : Alternatively Titled the Lion King Remastered

Harry Potter, Anakin Skywalker, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Timon (The Lion King), Amy Pond (Doctor Who), River Song, Batman, Atticus Finch, Alexander Hamilton, John Laurens, Narrator, The Doctor/River Song, Thirteenth Doctor, Michael Mell, The Doctor, Lafayette, Eleventh Doctor, Maria Reynolds, Heather Chandler, Thirteenth Doctor/River Song, Shrek - Character, Tenth Doctor, literally everyone, Remy (Ratatouille), Heather Chandler/Maria Reynolds, David (original character), Musafa (Original Character), Mier (Original Character), President Obama, Assorted Talking Bananas, Nimba (Original Character), Sala (Original Character), Jack Black, Assorted Panda Warriors, Assorted Angels, Intelligent Pigeons (Original Character), Rafiki, Minimum Wage Employee, The Burger King, Assorted Burger Jurors, Assorted animals, Julius Caesar, Banks (Original Character), Adele, The Human Embodiment of Canada (Original Character), 576th Doctor (Doctor Who), Ominous Figure 1 (Original Character), Ominous Figure 2 (Original Character), Lance (Original Character), Shelby (Original Character), Jodie Whittaker, Giraffe from the North of Obama's Kingdom (Original Character), Scar - Character, Shaggy, Stan Lee

Crack Please Don't Take This Seriously I mean it Seriously this is the ULTIMATE crack fic this was created when me and my two other friends well let's just say none of us had gotten any sleep... in twenty four hours... i asked my friend to recite to me the plot of the lion king and this is his word-for-word account of what that is so when i say crack i wrote this on an airplane in-between time zones so technically yes i did write this instead of sleeping