A Bipartisan Affair
Chapter 1 – Obama Goes on a Boring Superfluous Trip
It was a boring and uneventful day for the president of the United States. He was on a mandatory trip, repeating the answers to the same questions that he is asked every time he steps out in public.
Obama tiredly stares out towards the audience from his seat. He’d spoken his part and how just had to stick around for PR’s sake during Biden’s speech. He looks up towards one particular woman in the audience, then dozes off. With a sudden jolt, he looks up at the woman in the audience again.
“General, who is that woman?” Obama inquires to a conveneitnly placed general standing next to him.
“That’s Sarah Palin, sir, she was McCain’s running mate back during the last election.” He responded.
“Palin, eh…?”
He looks closesly at Sarah Palin. Why! She’s the “you” to his “betcha!” She’s the “Russia” Obama can see from his “House!” He’d love to approve that message! He’d like to vote her into office! That’s one measure he simply can’t pass!
Obama patiently waits for the presentation to end, then slinks off into the audience and bumps into Palin.
“I’m Barrack Obama, and I approve this message!” He says, pointing at her and smiling…
Chapter 2 – Lady Gaga Goes to the ISS
“It’s perfect! Now all the little monsters can see me!” Lady Gaga squeals as she runs into the stage built on the International Space Station.
“Are you going to be ready for tomorrow?” Inquires an astronaut who will help film the upcoming music video/
“Baby, I was born ready!” Gaga replies, stretching, “This will be the best performance of Born This Way ever!”
“You’re special in your own way, Miss.” The astronaut comments.
Chapter 3 – Paula Deen Records an Episode of her Show
“Hey y’all! Paula Deen here!” The woman introduces herself as they beging recording her cooking show, “Today we’re going to make butter fried in butter, liquid butter, and butter covered butter!”
Paula goes to her fridge to retrieve her butter, only to find out that it is missing.
“No!” Paula screams in agony, “It’s….
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!”
Chapter 4 – Lady Gaga Fuses with the ISS.
An astronaut wakes up from a nap, disturbed by a terrifying dream. He floats through the halls of the quiet international space station. He eventually reaches the room with the stage for Lady Gaga’s performance, to be formed the next day. The room is quiet, so he quietly floats through it, eventually reaching Lady Gaga’s private room attached to the stage room.
“Lady Gaga? Are you in here?” He asks, looking for the missing popstar.
The stage and Lady Gaga’s room are both empty. He floats into the back stage and……..
Chapter 5 – THAT BAEST DAEY AVEVUER.
“IT’S THE BEST DAY
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!” Screams a certain square, yellow sea sponge as he runs out of his house.
“YEAH GO SPONGEBOB” Shouts his starfish friend, popping out from under his rock.
The sponge runs down the middle of the road, screaammng at the his lungs.
“SPANGHOWEN STAWOPE THATOEWRNHJ RUAKCINTS IIOM TERYTING TWAO PLAHYWEANWOEY KALWKEAWELNWAROEWPRNEONT!” Shouted SEquiEqNM.
“HI SWUAKKWEIWEH!” Shouted spangebeud.
“IMASNEOW NOSOSOSOSOSOS UNGFNA AND STUFFFFFFFFPEWIRPEWF STEAPOEP THATN ANOASIE!” Replied the unhapy SUQWNe.
“GOOOOOOO SPONBEOB.” Patri souted.
“EYELLL SEEEEEYUOU PAAYYYEOEY FOROUEWOR THISSSSSMENSOENSOENSONEOSNEOSMENMMENMENMNEMNEMNEMNEMNE.” Squawrd sotued. And thus he walked away from his window and into this house so he could go scheme evil things to get back at the problematnck sponge.
Chapter 6 – Spongebob goes to the Krusty Krab.
“I’m ready for work Mr. Krabs!” Spongebob says as he enters the Krusty Krab.
“Aye, go make me money, boy!” Shouts Mr. Krabs as he returns to office.
“Hi Squidward.” Spongebob waves to his squid friend as heads to the kitchen in the back of the Krusty Krab.
“Hm.” Squidward sneers as he reads his suspicious magazine.
A fish approaches front counter and quietly coughs at Squidward.
“Hm.” Squidward glances up before going back to his magazine. “Oh, uh I mean!” He frantically hides his magazine and puts his Krusty Krab hat back on. “How may I help you today?” Squidward asks the customer as he picks up his notepad and pencil.
“I’d like a krabby patty with cheese.” Says the customer, in a suspiciously child-like tone.
“Will that be all?” Squidward says with a lack of enthusiasm.
“No, I’d like your soul burning for all eternity!” Shouts the customer in a demonic voice.
“What?” Squidward looks at him, still unimpressed.
“Oh, uhh, a large kelp shake please.”
“Whatever.” Squidward scribbles the order onto his notepad and sticks it on the wheel for Spongebob.
“That’ll be $76 please.”
The strange customer hands Squidward a toy dinosaur.
“This is not $76 dollars please. Look, my boss is a greedy punk and unless you can afford to pay the inflated price of $76 dollars, you can’t buy food here.”
“Oh, okay then.” And with that, the customer leaves.
“Who was that Squidward?” Spongebob asks from the other side of his window.
“Oh, just some idiot who thinks that he can pay for his food in this economy with a toy dinosaur.” Squidward looks at the dinosaur in his hand. It’s a cartoon-style T-Rex.
“Hey Squidward… What’s a dinosaur?”
Chapter 7 – Paula Deen goes to the Supermarket.
“Hey y’all, Paula Deen here. I’m sorry for my minor breakdown during my last recording. We’ve headed to my personal favorite supermarket to retrieve more butter so I can prepare all those lovely dishes for y’all.” Paula Deen enters the supermarket.
She promptly peins a shopping kart and sits in it. Some of her recording crew python a motor to the shopping kart and attach a steering wheel in front of Paula Deen. They then puch the souped-up kart to a marked line near the check-out counters. And back away as Paula Deen starts the engine.
She looks forward and prepares to take off when she here’s an all to familiar voice.
“It’s-a me!” A man in blue overalls and a red poofy hat bervs his own shopping kart up next to Paula Deen. “It’s-a me! Mario!”
“That’s Mama Luigi to you Mario!” A similar looking man pulls up to Mario, but this man was taller and skinnier and had a green hat.
“OBJECTION!” A man with spiky hair and a blue suit runs up next to Mama Luigi. He is not in a kart, but clearly has some running talent; he could probably run across a burning bridge if he wanted to.
“Oh, it’s on like Donkey Kong, y’all!” Paula Deen gives the three a death glare and speed off, turning around a corner in the supermarket.
“It’s a stone Luigi!” shouts Mario as he throws a mini-medusa at his bromother and has him turned to stone.
“I hope she made lotsa—“ and with that, Luigi was stone.
“Hold it!” Phoenix Wright shouts as he chases Paula Deen.
“Butter up, y’all!” Paula shouts as she throws a whole frozen ham at Mario, denting his kart and spinning it out of control into phjoenix.
“Waaaaaah!” shouts Mario!
“A lawyer can only cry when it’s over!” Retotns Phoenix, hurling himself through a super-objection right into Paula Deen’s kart.
“It’s over, y’all!” Paula shouts as she hits Phoenix over the head with a frying pan.
“OBJECTION!” Phoenix shouts as he slaps Paula Deen.
“Get off, y’all!” Paula kicks Phoenix as the kart goes off course. “Get off now!”
“I’ll prove you’re the one who killed her!” Shouts phoenix, but he is promptly thrown off the kart and into a stack of cans.
Paula looks paeked as she looks at the defeated Phoenix, then she looks ahead and realizes she’s in front of the butter and too fast to stop.
“NO! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
With a loud crash, she crashes into the butter, her hot kart melting it all away.
“It’s……
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!”
Chapter 8 – Obama does Presidential Stuff.
“SIR! WE NEED TO PASS THIS BILL BECAUSE IT WOULD MEAN THAT MY OWN PERSONAL BELIEFS WOULD BE PROTECTED AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHER CITIZENS.” A random man runs into the Oval Office.
Obama looks at the bill and reads it over thoroughly.
“Veto’d, b*tch.” He writes “veto” on the cover and pushes it back to the other side of the desk.
“CURSES FOILED AGAIN.” And the man disintegrates.
Obama starts typing on his computer.
“Sir! I need you to do stuff!”
“Me too!”
“Hey guys, I was here first!”
Ninebillion clerks run into the oval office and start talking to Obama. Obama wishes he could ignore them and leave. He looks over at the photos on his desk. His two daughters are in one frame. Boring. His wife is in another. Yawn. Then there’s Sarah Palin. Man, she was something. They way she made Obama betcha’. The way she made him want to vote her into congress. The way she made him make cheap political jokes that probably don’t even make sense.
Oh what he’d do to see her again.
Chapter 9 – Lagaga Fyuses Wih Teh SPEAHNCYZTATION.
“Lady Gaga?” An astronaut flies behind the satge and into the backstage.
“HATRED IS THE ENEMY.”
“HOLY— GAGA WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!”
Gaga is fused with the international space station like a boss.
“HATRED IS THE ENEMY.”
Chapter 10 – Sephiroth does bad stuff
“SEPHIROOOOOOTH” Shouts Mary Sue as she runs up to her boyfriend, Sephiorth.
“MARRRRRYYYY SUUUUUEEE” Sephiroth shouts running to Mary Sue.
Suddenly several violins start playing in the background and both stop dead in their tracks.
“Oh crap.” Both shout.
Suddnely a masamune stabs through Sephiroth and Mary Sue.
“Stupid mary sue writers, lern 2 rite.” Comments the real Sephiroth before he walks off.
Chapter 11 – Paula Deen goes to a Farm
“Hi, y’all! Paula Deen here!” Says Paula as she starts recording her show again. “Please excuse my breakdown last time, we’re here on a farm so I can get some fresh made butter so I can make all those tasty recipes for y’all.”
Paula enters a small house on the farm.
“Hi Paula.” Says the homeowner.
“Hi, I need butter.”
“Check the fridge” and with that the person walked off.
Paula goes to check the fridge. “This is it y’all. Oh I’m so excited!” Paula slowly opens the door to the fridge and looks through the fridge. She grabs a lidded butter dish and slowly opens it.
The zalda chest theme should go here.
“NO! It’s…
GOOO---Wait.” Paula stops and looks over and seeds a shadow sneaking off. “Get back here with my butter, y’all!”
And with that, she chases the butter-thief.
Chapter 12 – Spongebob Discovers the Internet Hate Machine
“Looks like it’s closin’ time, boys.” Mr. Lrabs turns the sign over so that the sign on the front of the Krusty Krab reads “closed.”
“Gee, today sure was fun, wasn’t it Squidwrad?”
“Hm.” Squidward blows off Spongebob and continues walking towards his Tiki Home.
“I can’t wait to see what kinds of great things Gary discovered on the internet on his new computer he bought today!”
“Your… snail bought a computer…?” Squidward raises an eyelid at the sponge.
“Yeah, crazy I know right?” Spongebob answers.
“Not really.” Squidward enters his house.
“Hey! What are you doing in my house!” Shouts another Squidward.
“That’s not right!” Squidward shouts.
“Golly, sure sounds like Squidward’s having fun, doesn’t it, Gary?”
“Meow.” Gary mews.
Spongebob enters his house and looks at Gary’s computer. “Let’s see what kinds of cool stuff you found on the internet today, Garebear.” Spongebob looks through the tabs on Fireworm. “Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring. Oh! What’s this!” Spongebob looks at one of the pages. “Clever… bot…? Neat-o! Let me try!”
Spongebob ticks away at the keyboard.
Hello Cleverbot he types.
I hate you Cleverbot responds.
“That’s not nice. Gary, we’re going to have to ban you from going on this website.” And so it was.
Chapter 13 – Palin Visits Obama
Obama sighs whilst sitting at his desk. Oh, how he’d love to see Sarah Palin again. A knock comes to the Oval Office door. Obama gets up and answers the door.
“You betcha!” The person on the other side of the door says.
“Sarah!” Obama shouts and pulls her into a hug. He then quietly closes the door to the Oval Office and locks it.
“I could see the Oval Office from my house.” Sarah says to Obama.
“I like the way you compromise,” Obama says.
Chapter 14 – Republicans and Democrats Declare War
And then the republicans didn’t like the liberal democrats point of views, and the same when for the convserative views of the republicans, so they declared war against eachother while in the house and senate.
Chapter 15 – The General Tries to Contact Obama
“Mr. President! Mr. President!” The General runs up the stairs of the White House. He makes it to the door of the Oval Office. “Mr. President!” He bangs on the door. “Mr. President!”
There was no response.
“Mr. President!”
He waits for a response.
“Oh forget it, I’ll just go get Mr. Biden to help.” And he runs out of the White House, into his car, and drives to the Vice President’s home.
…We are so screwed.
Chapter 16 – Fox McCloud Gets A Job
“There’s something wrong with the G-Diffuser!” Falco shouted.
“There’s ALWAYS something wrong with your G-Diffuser, Falco.” Fox shrugged.
Then Peppy opened the door to the room and called for Fox.
“Fox! You’ve got a call, looks like we’re needed again.”
“Chances are it’s General Pepper because Andross is being a pain and they expect four dudes to be able to solve what a whole army wasn’t capable of solving.” Fox sighed and left the room. He entered the main room on the Great Fox and turned the screen on, so his surprise, there wasn’t the droopy-eyed General Pepper on his screen, but a human.
“Fox McCloud, we need your help!”
“Fill me in on the details and I’ll see what I can do.”
“Well, you see…”
Chapter 17 – Squidward Dies
And with that, Spongebob dumped Gary’s new laptop into his garbage can. “I’m sorry, Garebare, but the internet is just too dangerous a place for a mollusk like you.” Gary looks at Spongebob angrily, then slinks away. Spongebob then cheks his watch.
“JUMPING JELLYFISH!” He explains, “I’m going to be late for work1” So he runs to the Krusty Krap and puts his cab on his head. “I’m here Mr Krabs!” songebomb yealls as he enters the restaurant.
“Eh.” Mr. Krabs says as he returns to his orifice.
“Hi Squidward!” Spongebob says as he walks past Squidward at the front desk.
“I hate you, Spongebob.”
“I love you, Squidward.”
Spongebob begins cooking patties on the grill.
Hours pass and Squidward eventually gives Spongebob a very specific order. Spongebob finishes the order and bring it out for the customer, who does not show up.
“Looks like they’re gone Squidward. What should I do with this…?” As Spongebob turns toward Squidward, he trips and drops the burger, splattering all over Squidward and his magazine of the day.
“SPONGEBOB! LOOK WHAT YOU DID NOW!
I
HATE
YOU!”
And just as soon as Swuidward said this, a brilliant white beam of light decended from the heavens and vaporized him as she screamed in agony.
“Squidward?.... Squidward! ….Squidward?!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Spongtebob sreacms as Squidward is reduced to a pile of ash. This crime shall not go unpunished. Someone will pay for killing Squidward.
“Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs!” Spongebob screams as he runs to Mr. Krabs’ office. “Mr. Krabs, Squidward’s been vaporized by a mysterious light from the sky and I need to go to.. the surface world so I can avenge him.”
“The surface world?! Ay, ye poor lad. Look boy, I know you loved Squidward like a brother, but you’re going to have to let go. Nobody who’s gone to the surface world has ever come back.”
“But what about the time Sandy dared—“
“Ever.”
“Or that time you were frozen and me and Patrick had to—“
“Spongebob! You’re welcome to go, but it’s your funeral!” Mr. Krabs shouts, then pushes Spongebob outside of the Krusty Krab. He then turns attaches a “help wanted” sign to the front of the Krust Krab.
“I should probably see Sandy and get her help, but no. This is something I’ve got to do alone. Because this time… It’s personal.” Spongebob says as he starts towards the coast of the United States.
Chapter 18 – Paula Deen Masters the Art of Butter
“Hey you punk! Get back here with my butter!” Paula shouts as she chases the mysterious figure down the road. “I need my butter, think about the millions of viewers you’re denying the enjoyment of butter!” She shouts.
The mysterious figure trips, but promptly gets up and fleed even faster, enough for Paula to lose track of the figure.
“Well, shoot, y’all. Looks like I’m not getting’ my butter back quite yet—Oh, what’s this?” Paula looks down and picks up the stick of butter on the ground. “Well, y’all, this ain’t my butter, but I’ll have to improvise until we get my butter back…
BUTTER POWERS COME TO ME.” Paula shouts.
She tosses the stick into the air and begins butter-bending the butter.
“That’s it, y’all! I’ll get my butter back using this butter!” She strikes a pose using the butter and looks in the distance. A brilliant light shoots out of the International Space Station in the sky. The light pierces the ocean for several seconds, then fades away. “Y’all, looks like we’ve got more issues than just my butter on our hands!” She flees and heads towards Washington D.C.
Chapter 19 – Characters Actually Start to Meet Up
“Sir!” A man bangs on the vice-president’s door. “Sir! Open up!”
He tries to open the door, only for it to be locked.
“Sir! Open this door! This is serious!”
“Not now, I’m having an aff—I mean, I’m terribly busy, I don’t have any room on my plate, why don’t you go tell Obama?”
“Sir, Obama won’t answer either!”
“Well then…”
“Oh forget it, I’ll go get someone else to handle it. I mean for the love of all things semi-holy, the Internation Space Station is firing lazors an all you people care about is having affairs.” He shakes his head and leaves.
“I’ll find you, my butter.” Paula says as she walks down the roads in Washington DC, “But first, Mr. Obama must hear about the danger in the ISS!” She approaches the front of the White House, only for the front gateway to be packed full of people accusing Obama of the issue of the week and the war between Republicans and Democrats.
“There is a serious problem, here! Let me through!”
The crowd ignores Paula Deen.
“The ISS has gone haywire!” She shouts.
Paula’s cries were absorbed into the hatred.
“Please… someone… help us…”
Paula got down on her knees and prayed.
“I can’t think of anyone, but if you’re out there… help us.”
And with that, a portal ripped open and spewed that man from earlier in the chapter right next to Paula Deen.
“There’s a war between Democrats and Republicans, and both the President and the Vice have gone AWOL. You’re the only person interested in stopping the ISS. I think you’re mission is clear.” He hands Paula the packet and goes back through his portal to somewhere else in D.C.
“Looks like it’s up to me, y’all!” she shouts and runs towards the beack on Washington DC. “Now I’ve got to figure out how to get to the International Space Station!” She looks at the space station in the sky.
Suddenly, a large yellow sponge washes up on the beach.
“I’ made it!” Spongebob explains!
“What’s this?” Paula says as she approaches the sponge.
“Who’re you?”
“I’m Paula Deen! I’m out to fix the Internation Space Station up there before it causes more damage!”
“I’m Spongebob Squarepants and I’m out to stop that thing in the sky and avenge my friend Squidward who died because of it!”
“Looks like our goals are the same, we must team up and save the world from the haywire ISS.” Paula says.
“I agree. Let us travel together.”
And so Spongebob and Paula Deen joined forces and began searching for a way to get to the ISS.
Chapter 20 – Fox McCloud Figures Out His Assignment
“So my goal is to sneak around the United States, try to blend in, and hopefully get into on why your Space Station has gone on the fritz. Man, do you people just hire me for the most random tasks now?” Fox puts his head in his and hand, “I’ll do it, but I’m expecting good pay.”
“And we shall pay you well.” The man assures Fox.
“I’ll have Slippy help me pack my bag. I’ll be there as soon as possible.”
So Fox ended the call, grabbed Slippy and had him help pack his bag for the trip.
“Are you really going back to this planet?”
“They’re promising to pay me well.” Fox sighs and puts backpack on, “It’s probably going to be fine.” Fox walks down the corridors and hops into his Arwing. “Make sure Falco doesn’t angst too much while I’m gone.” And with that, Fox struck a pose and took off.
Chapter 21 – Obama and Palin Do Stuff
“Let us go somewhere where we can have more privacy,” Said Sarah Palin.
“Let’s” Replied Obama. So they did.
Chapter 22 – Paula Deen and Spongebob Take a Detour
Spongebob and Paula deen walk down the hilly streets of New York.
“Spongebob…?” Paula interrupts Spongebob.
“Not now, Paula, I know we’re close to the ISS now.”
“Spongebob…? We’ve travelled all the way from Washington DC, and now we’re all the way across the country in San Francisco. I thought Naza handled all their rocket stuff in Texas and Flroida? Why are we in San Francisco.” Paula slides her hand over the strange gem she took from Phoenix Wright during their fight. For some reason, she looks surprised at Spongebob, then turns away while turning red, “Well, let’s not stay for too long, Spongebob! Where’d you get your map of the United States anyway?”
“I got it from my friend Patrick, here have a look.”
As Paula looks at the map, she notices that it is coverered in directions labveled “wumbo.” The author of this fanfic then promptly pops out of the map, slaps himself for using an oversused gag, then hops back into the map.
“Wait, looks over there!” The duo looks over to see a cloaked figure running away. They chase it up the hills of San Francisco.
Chapter 23 – Fox has Horrifying Flashbacks
Fox McCloud flies his arwing through the streets of San Francisco.
“I don’t see anything, guys. You sure there’s something here?”
There’s a high level of absurd crossover going on in this city. Something is wrong here, Fox. Slippy tells Fox through his mic.
“Wait… What’s that?” Fox looks over to see the cloaked figure running. Fox turns his Arwing and parks it, he hops out and chases the figure. While chaseing the figure, he runs into a woman and a sponge.
“You guys going after that cloaked thing?”
“Sure are!” Spongebob replies.
“That thief took my butter!” Paula expplaims.
The three follow the figure to the front of a building. The figure enters while the party waits outside.
“You guys might want to wait here first, we need to see what’s inside this building.” Fox tells the other two. He slides with his back across the walls and slowly opens the glass doors at the front. He peeks inside, and then promptly lets the door go, returning to the group as fast as possible.
“Oh shoot!”
“What, what is it, honey?” Paula Asks.
“We’re dealing with… furries.”
“What’s a furry?” Spongebob asks, then goes to peek inside of the building for himself, “Awww, they’re adorable! Come on, they can’t be that dangerous.”
“Not again. We’re not going in there, not after what happened last time.” Fox says, his eyes terrified.
“Why? What happened last time?” Spongebob asks.
But Fox is too busy talking to his team on his microphone.
“What? You mean we’ll have to go in there? You packed me a disguise? Okay, thanks.” Fox hangs up and digs through his back pack, he pulls out a suit, and a pair of glasses. “Uhm…”
“It worked the last time they had a space alien appear, all you have to do is dress like a news reporter, works everytime!” Slippy explains.
“If this fails, you will never feel comfort ever again, Slippy.” Fox explains, then hangs up.
He turns to Paula and Spongebob.
“Well, I’m going to dress up as a news reporter, you two can just go use the “STEAL” command and steam some furry’s costume” Fox tells them.
So Paula and Spongebob went over to a pair of furries heading towards the con, engaged them in battle and activated the “STEAL” comman, stealing their fursuits and leaving them in their b.day suits.
“Good, let’s get going.” The group enters the con and approaches the front desk.
The human clerk at the front desk looks bored. “Please present your tickets or money.”
“I’m a news reporter.” Fox explains, and is allowed in for free.
“You two, however, will need to pay.” The clerk tells Paula and Spongebob.
Paula, dressed as a frilly pink squirrel-dragon-potato hybrid, shoves one of her sdicks of butter down the clerk’s throat, then she grabs Spongebob, dressed as a bright blie winged weasel-fox hybrid, and runs into the convention.
“Speak to no one,” Fox explains to them, “the outcome of communication is unknown, but chances are, it’s not going to be pretty.”
“What’s that smell?” Paula asks Fox as they slowly tiptoe across the room in search of the cloaked figure.
“You don’t want to know, trust me.” Fox looks around, holding a notepad and pencil to make his disguise believable.
“This costume doesn’t fit me well, do I have to dress like this…?” Spongebob asks, his costume’s arms sagging, with the torso in a nextremely limp shape and a limp head.
“Yes, you do not want to enrage them.” Fox says as he looks around.
Paula slowly lurks around near Fox, looking for the cloaked figure. Spongebob clumsily follows Paula. Fox decides to head over to Paula and Spongebob, so we won’t get split up from the group. As he quietly slinks towards them he hears an all—too—familiar voice.
“I’ve got you now, Starfox!” Shouts the voice. Fox stops dead in his tracks in pure terror. He slowly turns his head to see the real Wolf O’Donnell, “Don’t think you can escape me!”
“Not this time, Wolf!” A Fox McCloud cosplayer runs in, standing right next to the incognito REAL Fox McCloud.
The real Fox slips quietly out of the way as furries begin to crowd the scene and watch Wolf O’Donnell and the Fox cosplayer begin their performance.
“We’re getting out of here, I think we’ve been had.” Fox explains to Paula and Spongebob.
“Why?” paula asks.
“Someone… I don’t really like is here…” Fox looks terrified, “Let’s go… NOW.”
And so the three ran out of the convenrtion, tossing off bits of their costume as they went along.
Chapter 24 – Sephiroth gets Put on a Bus
Sephiroth stops and sits at a bus stop somewhere in the United States. He reads a book to himself as he waits for the bus.
Some of the Republican and Democratic army people come and have a war around the bus stop while Sephiroth sits.
“ABORTION IS THE WAY” Shout the democrats, firing rainbows as the Republicans.
“ABARTION IS MARDAER” Shout the republicans, firing bible quotes at the democrats.
This went on for a good hour or so, which Sephiroth spent the entire time reading his book. Then the bus came, then he got on it, then he left.
Chapter 25 – Not So Indivisible
“We can’t put up with these gay marriage supporting, abortion loving, porr people supporting commusocialists and their Obama anymore!” Says one of the Republican leaders. “They’re a threat to our society and everything I value!”
“WE shall split from them, this behavior has gone on long enough!”
“SPLIT SPLIT SPLIT!”
And so the Republicans began plans to split from the Democrats and form the “Republican States of America”…
But not all was well for the Democrats, as they had planned to do the same thing, but have the “Democratic States of America.”
Chapter 26 – The Group Learns About Mormonism
“I thought we were heading to Florida?” Spongebob asks Paula and Fox McCloud.
“We’re taking a detour, plus I’m investigating for clues about this mysterious cloaked individual. I believe he may be part of our problem.” Fox says as they sit on the bus headed to Utah.
“Why Utah, though?” Spongebob asks.
“Well, Spongebob, Paula Deen has lost her butter. Butter sometimes has salt. Utah has a lot of salt, so we’re going to go to Utah and see if this person is in Utah.” Fox explains.
“Oh, I hope my butter is safe, y’all.” Paula says.
The bus stops in Salt Lake City, a very salty city indeed. The group leaves and begins walking through the city.
“Y’all know that Salt Lake City is like the Mormon capital of the world?”
“What’s a Mormon?” Spongebob and Fox ask.
“Oh, they’re just a branch of Christianity.” Paula explains.
The group searches through the city, eventually stopping at a museum.
“It’s a museum on the history of the Latter-Day Saints, let’s go in, y’all, it’d be good if you hear about Mormonism.” Paula explains.
Several hours later, the party walks out of the museum.
“I don’t think this is for me, Paula.” Fox explains, “And that was a waste of time.” He tells Paula as they walk out of the museum.
They look over to see a group of protestors holding up signs like “THE END IS NEAR,” with the date “May 21, 2011” also on the sign.
“Are those Mormons?” Fox asks.
A perky girl, about 17 and wearing a yellow sundree apparates next to them, “No, those are a bunch of people who think the Bible said the world’s ending on Friday.”
“Who are you?” Spongebob looks over at her.
“Oh, I’m Selphie Tilmitt, I’m here because plot demands. And because I need to explain to the protestors that only I am allowed to determine when the rapture happens. It’s all there in my limit break.”
“You can control the Rapture?!” The groups explanates.
“Sure can, but it’s rare and only when im in a pinch.” Selphie explans, “Anyway, you guys need help, I’m trying to keep the United States together and prevent it from becoming split into two countries.”
“This country wants to split? Oh man, if this place splits, I’m out of a paycheck.” Fox loskd terrified.
“Worse than that.” Selpie explains, she hands the group a news paper. Fox takes it and the other two look over his shoulder.
“Republicans, tired of arguing with perpetually distancing left, threaten to break off and form ‘Republican States of America,” Fox looks at the headline right next to that one, “Democrates, tired of ever shifting right, threaten to break off and form ‘Democratic States of America. That’s not going to be pretty, but how does this relate to the International Space Station?”
“Well, you see, I’ve notice that the ISS is targeting hatred. The people of the United States are growing more partisan as time goes on and as consequence, the ISS will soon decimate all of the United States, if not the whole world, unless something is done soon.” Selphie slumps over and shakes her head, “And it doesn’t end there, the President Barrack Obama has gone missing, rumor has it that he’s run off and having an affair with his opponent during the last election, Sarah Palin. Because Obama is missing, the government has hit a standstill in regards to controlling the searing tempers in the country.”
“There’s no way that this can all NOT be connected, y’all,” Paula deans.
“Hey, that must be why Squidward was vaporized, but does this mean that the cloaked figure and Paula’s missing butter is tied in with all of this!”
“Mutt be.” Said Fox.
“Well, you’re going to need my help, right.”
“Probably not, sorry Selphie!”
“Hey! Don’t derail the plot!”
“Like there’s been a plot”
And thus the group left Salt Lake City with their new friend Selphie.
Chapter 27 – The Group Learns About Shadow Pokémon
“So we went from Utah, which was a dud other than finding our plot coupon, Selphie, and now we’re heading to Arizona. Do you have any idea where we’re going.”
“I’m gathering intel on the situation, Spongebob.” Fox tells his spongy companion, “Selphie was actually helpful. She was a treasure torugh of information.”
“But my butter is still missing! It was MY butter!” Paula exlcmts.
“All in time, Paula.”
And thus the group stopped their bus at a random spot in Arizone.
“this big metal building looks susprioucs enough.”
The party enters, takes the red and white ball and gets back on the buss.
“This is clearly a MacGuffin.” Fox explains.
“It’s a child’s toy, Fox.”
“It’s clearly a clock, just like the one in Rock—“ And then spongebobs eyes widen in horror, “never mind.”
“You cam have it Spongebob.” Fox hands the ball to Spongebob, who drops it and reveals a wailord.
“ITS AMAXING THANKS FORX” Spongebob shouts and hugs his wailrod in the buss.
Chapter 28 – Obama and Palin Ride a Bus
“So where are we headed now, Obama-dear?” Palin asks.
“Florida, we’re going to all those fun parks!”
“Sounds great.”
Little did they know whey tere on the same bus as the party, only Obama and Palin were sitting in the front.
Chapter 29 – The Party Goes to Georgia
“Well, you see Lightning, we’re from similar but different worlds.” Sephiroth explains to Lightning while sitting on a bus, “Like that girl back there, see? The yellow dress.”
“Whatever, let’s just get to the ISS and fix the problem, then Cosmos will send us home.”
“Let’s, I still need to obtain the life stream from the Planet.”
The party sits around in the back of the buss. Selphie looks upfront.
“Oh hey, look! It’s some people I know back from a different world!” She runs off.
“That Selphie, she’s so perkie, isn’t she?” Spongebob asks.
Eventually the bus stops in Georgia.
“Guys, this is Sephiroth and Lightning, they’ll be joining us in saving the world, isn’t that great?” Selphie asks.
“Great…” the rest of the party moans.
“Who’s next, an evil wizard?”
Chapter 30 – Lord Voldemort Saves the World
Snape stops angsting for five minutes and touches his magic tattoo. Voldemort appears.
“This better be good, Snape.”
Snape grunts and tosses a newspaper at Voldemort. It is the same newspaper that Selphie handed Fox earlier.
“I can’t rule the world if it’s destroyed! Snape, you’re in charge while I’m gone!” And with that Voldemort apparates onto the bus the party is on.
“The world is in danger, let’s save it so I can take it over later.”
So Voldemort joined the party.
Chapter 31 – The Party Goes to Peach Creek
“We’re so close to my home, y’all” Paula squeals with delight.
“We can’t go home yet, Paula.” Fox says.
The party exits the bus at a bus stop and walks down the streets of a suburb. The eventually reach a sign that reads “No adults.”
“Selphie? You’re the only non adult here, it’s up to you.” And so Paula pushes Selphie into the cul-de-sac.
She walks around the quiet cul-de-sac for a while.
“Gee, it sure is quiet here, I wonder where everyone is.”
And Selphie spoke a moment too soon, as there was suddenly an explosion.
Three kids come running out of one of the buildings.
“RUN!” One of the shouts.
“Hey! Wait!” Selphie chases after the kids, only to see a flock of more kids chasing the three. “Guys! Don’t gang up on them like that! That’s mean!”
But the kids don’t stop, and they keep chasing the three.
Selphie chases the kids chasing the kids.
“Guys! Stop that! Don’t be a meanies!” She shouts. “Oh God.” She stops and falls to her knees. Then she gets up again and begins glowing…………
“SLOTS!” She shouts and casts a random magical spell. Suddenly the group of kids chasing the first group start sprouting transparent white angel wings. Slowly the being to fly up and away.
“Wow! Thanks lady!” Says the shortest of the three kids saved.
“What just happened?” Asks one of them with a hat.
“That was just like this movie I saw!” shouts the tall, smelly one.
“I guess they just got raptured.”
“Raptured?!” They shout.
“Oh man, my mom will not be happy to hear about this, Eddy!” The tall one shouts!
“Tell me about it, we just unintentionally had the whole cul-de-sace but us raptured. None of the parents will be happy to hear about this.” Eddy explains.
“We’re going to have to confess!” Shouts the hatted one.
“Can it, Double-D, we’ll just make a run for it. Maybe we’ll even get our own movie!” Eddy explains.
“Here we go again, Ed.” Double-Dee explains to Ed.
“I’m just going to go…” Selphie says, and so she returns to the party.
“I raptured a whole cul-de-sac.”
“You WHAT?” Responsds Paula and Fox.
“Limit break happens.” Selphie sighs,
Suddenly Ed, Edd, and Eddy come running up.
“We’re ready to go when you guys are!” Shouts Eddy.
“Now look what you’ve done, Selphie.” Paula sighs.
“I don’t like them.” Spongebob replonds blatantly.
“Why not?” Selphie asks.
“Well, you see, they’re from an opposing ‘channel.’ If you would call it that, but I guess we’ll just have to get along.” Spongebob smiles.
Chapter 32 – The ISS Begins Destroying Stuff
“The hatred forming on Earth is becoming too great. Decimation will begin shortly.” Says the fused Lady Gaga in a mechanical voice.
And so the ISS began charging its lazer but it was different this time. One of the lights was blue, and the other was red.
“There shall be no forgiveness for hatred and intollerence.”
Chapter 33 – The Party Makes it to Florida
“Are we there yet?” Palin asks Obama.
“Not yet Sarah.” Obama says while Palin rests her head on his shoulder.
Eventually the bus stops in Orlando, Oabam and Panil get off the bus and head to a theme park.
The rest of the party sits on the bust, wating for it to take them to the last rocket launch in a long time.
“This is probably our last chance.” Lightning explains.
Fox agrees, “Light is right. This is our only way of getting to the ISS if we miss this rocket, meaning that…”
The hole party nods.
Chapter 34 – The Villain
“Join me, and I shall make your face the greatest on this whole planet!” Shouts Ganon.
“You’re not the villain anyway.”
“I know…” Ganon shrugs and walks off.
Chapter 35 – Phoenix Wright Returns
“There is objectionable content, I must go to Florida and stop it.”
Thus he charges his pointer finger into a super objection, objects, and flings himself onto the bus.
Chapter 36 – Split Happens
“All in favor?” And each voice in the room spoke up.
“All against?” And not a single voice in the room spoke.
“Then it is settled, with no one in the Oval Office to veto this, the United States shall now split by political party.”
And once again, the country stood divided.
Chapter 37 – More Split Happens
And thus the ISS fired its red and blue lazers down at the earth, towards the United States and began splitting the country equally.
Chapter 38 – The Party Goes To a Nonspecific Theme Park
“I’m telling you guys, we’re not going to find a rocket in the middle of a theme park!” Paula shouts.
Too bad Selphie, Spongebob, and Voldemort were too busy riding the tea cups, Ed, Edd, n Eddy were riding a roller coaster, and Fox McCloud, Lightning, and Sephiroth were all on a space-themed ride.
“The world is doomed.” Paula slouches over, holding Spongebob’s Pokeball, “Looks like it’s just me and you, Wailord.”
Selphie, Spongebob and Voldemort get off their ride and get back over to Paula Deen.
“That was fun, Paula! You should have joined us!” Selphie says while trying to keep her balance.
“Yeah, Paul—“
“SQUEEEE!” Voldemort interrupts Spongebob. Then he runs over to a stand where you knock down the bottles and win stuffed puppies. “I want to play! I want to play!” He sets down a $20 on the table.
“Alright sir, you get three balls to—“
“AVADA KEDAVRA!” Voldemort shouts as he aims his wand at the glass bottles, causing them to all explode into little bits of glass.
“Here you go.” And Voldemort won the biggest dog they had.
“We’re getting nothing accomplished here.” Paula says.
“Oh relax Paula” Spongebob says.
“It’s not like it’s the end of the world.” Selphie tells her.
“Yes it is, Selphie. The United States is threatening to divide again, the ISS is trying to vaporize us, and our only hope is to find a rocketship that can take us to the ISS and fix the problem before it’s too late.” Paula says in a matter-of-fact tone.
And then the TV displays on the theme park all conveniently click and show a new screen. The missing party members come running up and regroup with the rest.
“That’s right, ladies and gentlemen! The final rocket of the year will be launching in about 10 minutes! Right here in our own theme park! Come check it out over at our space district! You don’t want to regret this!”
“We—we got to get there… NOW!” Fox shouts.
The rest of the party silently agrees and scrambles to the space world.
Chapter 39 – Totally Badass
The party makes it to the space district of the theme park.
5…
“We’re not going to make it at this rate!”
4…
“Guys! Hurry! I can see the rocket up ahead!”
3…
“It’s no good!”
2…
“Shoot!”
1…
“LIFT OFF!” The voice shouts as the party sands mere feet away from the rocket.
At the same time, two lazers begin to fire across the United States, dividing them into their two new countries.
“No! We’re doomed!” Fox falls to his knees.
“Goodbye, cruel world!” Shouts Selphie.
“It’s not fair!” Shouts Voldemort.
Suddnely there’s a screech of tires behind them.
“If you can’t go in, go UP!” Shouts a witch on a motorcycle. And she rides her motorcycle off the sloped edge in front of them and drives up the rocket.
“Sounds like a plan to me.” Lightning says as she charges at the rocket and jumps.
“Not without me you don’t!” Shouts Voldemort, turning into a shadowy thing and flying along the side of the rocket.
“Butter powers… COME TO ME!” And paula throws a stick of butter on the ground and uses to slide up the rocket.
“Hey! You meanies! Don’t leave me out!” And Selphie runs and jumps onto the side of the rocket.
“I wish I had my arwing with me.” Fox sighs as he chases his comrades.
“Come on, sockhead, ed, pretty boy!” And the three Ed’s and Sephiroth chase the others.
The party runs up the side of the rocket, maintaingin a speed so they hopefully won’t fall off.
“I’ve got you now, Starfox!” Shouts a voice. Wolf in the Wolfen flies around the rocket.
“Oh man, why now of all times!” Fox shouts, dodging Wolf’s lazers.
“Odin!” Lightning shouts as she summons a giant white horse with six legs, she jumps onto it and starts chasing Wolf!
“We do this together!” Shouts Fox as he jumps onto Odin with Lightning.
Meanwhile, a man pops out of the rocket.
“ACCEPT MY LAWS!” Shouts the man, throwing books on gravity at them.
“Never, Newton!” Selphie shouts at Isaac Newton.
“Then I, Newton, shall knock you all down!” And he begins throwing apples at Selphie, who has to keep running up the rocket while avoiding them.
And then a Groudon appears on the rocket, chasing the Eds and Sephiroth.
“That thing’s too tough for the masamune!” Sephiroth shouts.
Meanwhile, Lightning has Odin jump into the air and begin casting thunder magic onto the Wolfen.
“What the heck?!” Wolf shouts.
“Ride ‘em, Odin!” Lightning shouts as she has Odin jump into the air again, this time she jumps off of Odin and uses two huge swords to cut the Wolfen in half.”
“I can’t LOOOOOOOOOOOSE! Wolf shouts as he plummets back down to Earth. Odin runs off and Fox and Lightning continue their run on the rocket without further problem.
Soon Newton manages to hit Selphie clean in the forehead with an apple, which manages to make her fall off the rocket and start falling. Paula Deen runs up and catches Selphie.
“Not Selphie, you bastard!” Paula shouts as Newton throws another apple at a break-neck pace at Paula Deen, “For every reaction…” And she grabs Selphie by the ankles and starts swinging her, “THERE IS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION!” And thus she uses Selphie like a baseball bat, using her head to rebound the apple at Isaac Newton, which hits him in the head, knocks him out, and then causes him to fall of the rocket.
“Wailord!” Spongebob shouts as he calls out his Wailord. The Wailord body slams Groudon, knocking them both off the rocket, saving Sephiroth and the Eds.
“Goodbye Wailord.” Spongebob says quietly.
And thus the party kept running up the side of the rocket as it flew into space.
“Keep the enemy off balance!” Lightning shouts.
“Sounds like a plan!” Paula comments.
“The International Space Station is just up ahead! This is it everyone!” Spongebob shouts.
“Any objections?” Phoenix asks the group.
“None here, come on, we’re going to have to jump soon!”
And with that, the group beings to jump off the rocket and onto the Internation Space Station, which they enter.
Chapter 40 – The Power of Love
“We’ve made it, we’ve just got to get to the bottom of this and figure out what the problem is before it’s too late!” Fox tells them.
“As long as it’s not powered by a forsaken child like the last time I had to save the world.” Lightning crosses her arms.
“Guys, this way!” Paula shouts.
The party follows Paula down a hall way.
“Paula, do you think if we solve the problem here, everything will be resolved?”
“I certainly hope so, Selphie.”
The party enters an elevator and it promptly goes up. The room they enter is pitch black.
“This probably isn’t a good sign.” Sephiroth comments.
“Looks like lumos doesn’t work here.” Voldemort comments.
“I think I saw this in a movie one time,” Ed comments.
“Not now, Ed.” Edd tells Ed.
“I object to this darkness!” Phoenix objects.
Suddenly, the lights click on, revealing the fused Lady Gaga.
“Your hatred is unbearable. You shall be terminated like the rest of the hateful human beings down on planet earth.”
“Not if we have anything to say about it!” Paula shouts, “Lady Gaga, your message of tolerance for all people is a good one, but it has been twisted into one of a destructive hatred for hatred by someone else! We shall set you free from the ISS and thus save all of society, so that they can learn to be tolerant through tolerance instead of destruction!”
Paula takes out her stick of butter and it promptly takes the form of a katana.
“We shall save you and all of humanity!” Paula shouts, with the rest of the party drawing their weapons.
Suddnely there’s a weird distortion effect and everything was black again.
“Oh man, you guys here that?” Sephiroth asks.
Suddenly, synthetic violins begin playing.
“Those violins? Yeah, why?” Paula asks.
“That’s MY theme.” Sephiroth says, “remember when I grew that one huge wing for an arm?”
“So does this mean…” Lightning asks.
“Looks like this is the final battle!” Spongebob shouts.
“We’re going to need more than a rapture for this!” Selphie shouts.
Suddenly the darkness dissipates unnaturall revealing a strange, perhaps even heavenly looking room.
“Oh what is this? They’re using LADY GAGA lyrics instead of my ominous latin chanting!” Sephiroth shouts.
Suddenly a half-robot Lady Gaga dressed in the most bizarre costume ever seen on Gaga descends upon them.
“Omnislash!” Paula shouts, repeatedly slashing with the butter katana.
“Meteor!” Sephiroth shoots meteors at Gaga.
The absorbed Gaga begins fires lazers at each of the party members for massive damage.
“Just keep healing! Take this! Megapotion!” Selphie uses a Megapotion on the party.
“Ed, tackle!” The other two boys have Ed tackle Gaga.
“All of your powers, come to me!” And Paula channels the other powers into her butter katana and starts omnislashing again.
The Lady Gaga robot thing falls down and suddenly the room goes back to normal. Lady Gaga detaches from the machine, completely unscathed. She gets up and looks at the others.
“What happened? One minute I’m getting ready for my performance of Born This Way in space, the next I’m on the floor surrounded by you guys.” Gaga tells them.
“Someone fused you to the International Space Station and twisted your message of tolerance around until it reached the point that it was the exact opposite.” Lightning explains.
“But it doesn’t matter!” Shouts a deep voice from behind them. The group turns around to see….. Ganon! “You are too late! Nothing can stop this lazer from destroying all of the Earth!” Ganon laughs.
Suddenly a huge sword pops through Ganon’s stomach.
“Sorry Ganon, but you’re not hijacking the plot this time.” Says a childish voice. Ganon’s body falls on the ground to reveal a bald-headed child of about four years of age.
“Who-who are you?!”
“I am Caillou! It is I who you wish to defeat, for it I who is responsible for all of your suffering!” He laughs an insane laugh. “It is I who stole your butter, Paula Deen! It is I who hired StarWolf! It is I who drove the kids angry at Ed, Edd, n Eddy! It is I who made the President and Sarah Palin infatuated with one another! It is I who drove the United States into splitting into two countries! It is I who put the nuts in that robot! It is I who shall destroy the world, because the world destroyed me!” And with that, his laughes burst into extreme fits of laughing as he hunches over.
“Why, Caillou?! Why!” Gaga pleads.
“You don’t understand, Gaga!” Caillou shouts, “You’ll never understand! After my show as cancelled, I was forced to realize that growing up is, in fact, very tough. I couldn’t face the fact that those jerks would cancel me, so I decided that I would exact my revenge on a world that hates me!” Cailou squeals with laughter.
“How dare you!” Lightning draws her blazefire saber, Paula her butana, Spongebob draws out his spatula, Voldemort his wand, Starfox his gun, and Sephiroth his masamune, and Selphie her whip. Phoenix charges his pointer finger as the Eds grab Ed in preparation to toss him at Caillou.
“Come at me, bro!” Caillou squeal with laughter.
And thus the party begins their final assault on Caillou, in an attempt to save the world once in for all. Caillou forces them all off of him as he floats into the air.
“Hatred is my power. Continue attacking and fuelling me with your hatred. I shall destroy the whole universe—no—the whole multiverse if I must! Fill me with your hate!”
“Don’t fall for it!” Lightning shouts, “He’s just like a Fal’Cie!”
And thus the party continues to attack, only to be rejected again.
“You pitiful fools! You attack me in the hopes of saving your doomed planet!” He squeals with delight whilst floating through the air, “There’s nothing you can do to save it now! There’s too much hatred on the planet! Nothing will save it! There’s no way you can get that many people to change their views at one time!” He giggles.
“It’s no good, everyone!” Paula shouts as the whole party is forced to kneal and fall over, “We’ve failed! There’s no way we can combat the sheer force of hatred at that level! It’s over, there’s not a thing we can do now!”
Suddenly Lady Gaga comes running, almost dancing, past Paula Deen. Lady Gaga sings the first few lines of Born This Way as she joins the others on the ground. Suddenly the all get up and start dancing to Born This Way, spreading the message of tolerance for all people, foxes, sponges, l’Cies, and everyone else to all of the people on Earth.
As they dance and sing, suddenly Caillou’s evil doings are undone.
Paula’s butter returned to her, which she promptly tossed into a frying pan and fried.
The kids of Peach Creek were unraptured, returned to the cul-de-sac were they all join in the singing and dancing of Born This Way.
Wolf, Isaac Newton, Groudon, and Wailord were revived in the middle of the theme park, where they too joined in.
The Mary Sue that Sephiroth killed earlier was revived and rewritten into a well-rounded character with flaws, and began to sing Born This Way with the others, though her singing was horrendous.
Meanwhile at the furry convention, they furries write a huge apology for the mishap last time and send it to the Great Fox for Fox to read later.
With a brilliant light, Squidward is reformed at the cash register in the Krusty Krab, where he begins to dance and sing with the others.
The Democrats and Republicans see the error of their ways and agree to rejoin the country.
The spell on Obama and Palin was broken, but they agree to tolerate the other’s polticial views and hug anyway.