Chapter 8
Rasa: "Am I gay now?" (The song)
Gaara: "I want a smiley person."
Kakashi: "Okay just take one."
Someone, probably Iruka tbh: " First of all you mean friend, and second You meant 'make'."
The two least mentally healthy people in all of Naruto surprisingly: *Intense silence*
Iruka, without hesitation: *Intense glaring*
The two least mentally healthy people in all of Naruto, somehow, however at least well adjusted enough to sense with their animal instincts that they better agree or else: *nods and Uchiha agrees*
My Fucking Flatmate Chapter 11
One day Harry's gonna say something like that out loud and the entire country will be struck by lightning
Harry Potter and The Marauders Legacy Chapter 3
No one:
Remus Lupin: "Oh no not The Emotions® again! I gotta hurry up and run away!"
Orochimaru, young, a sannin, still village loyal: "I probably have a gender."
Orochimaru, present: "Gerber is a social construct that I do not have, like ugliness and morals."
Two generations later
Kakashi, young, anbu level, still loyal to Hiruzen: "Gender is probably technically speaking of asked about it a little bit somewhat important kind of sometimes. A little bit. Probably. Maybe. Idk tho... "
Kakashi, present: "Gotta be pretty to find pretty things, now do I have a gender? Yes. But what is that gender? No."
One generation later
Naruto, present: "Gender is something I cannot afford but it seems to be like technically important.:
Naruto, the future probably: *switches entire sex at random and constantly, has stolen all the pronouns, is in general just amazing and genderfluid as fuck*
*A couple of generations later*
All of the Konoha Ninjas: "I'm just saying gender seems like a scam, and so does sex."
No one:
A random feral NPC reading this fic: *teeth sharpen demonically, eyes turn white, foam starts dripping from their mouth as an entire hoard of other NPCs gather together each crazier than the last as they shout "Get him" in horrific voices because Danzo is universally hated*
The Founder's Chronicles a.k.a Tobirama NO!
Chapter 19 continued via reply from Zarca
Also consider:
Tobirama: *Changes one (1) more squiggly line*
The Thing: *Becomes a cross between an eldritch horror and a biblically accurate angel*