Sometimes You Just Really Need A Sense Of Humor (And It Shows)

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Sometimes You Just Really Need A Sense Of Humor (And It Shows)
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James T. Kirk, Hatake Kakashi, Jiraiya (Naruto), Orochimaru (Naruto), Gaara (Naruto), Temari (Naruto), Kankurou (Naruto), Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Umino Iruka, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Spock (Star Trek), Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Roy Mustang, James T. Kirk/Spock, Dai-nana-han | Team 7 (Naruto) - Character, Edward Elric/Roy Mustang, The ships will be implied and probably gay but this is a joke fic so, Hirako Shinji/Kurosaki Ichigo, I find it odd that I haven't implied other relationships yet.., (Bro I just found a Derek/Naruto pairing tag??? I'm gonna read it later), (I lied) - Relationship, He's grown tho, Jiraiya/Orochimaru (Naruto), Male Inquisitor/Cullen Rutherford, Shinobi Corps, Implied Orochimaru, Rasa (Naruto), Baki (Naruto), Myself sometimes, Gay Thoughts - Character
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Humor and tags i'll add characters as i go - Freeform collection of my smartass comments will add more as they come - Freeform every joke is probably gonna be based on some fic but like no worries I'll put the title and author for them all
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Me: Shinji/Ichigo just isn't my thing so I guess I'll skip 😔Me: *reads tag "Aizen is not having a good time :)"*Me: Exceptions must be madeOrHere's a collection of jokes I usually keep to myself
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Fun fact, while you can probably get through without reading the fics in question hypothetically they're better if you read the fics first. Trust
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Chapter 6

Protector - NevaRYadL

Chapter 3

 

Altair: *Is at That Age*

 

Desmond, his accidental dad that somehow didn't know this was coming: "I know that like, TECHNICALLY speaking dropkicking your child Sounds Bad, but like listen, no no hear me out guys-"

 

~

 

No One:

 

Desmond: "I understand Logically that eating The Apple would probably be BAD but like, listen, no no hear me out guys-"

 

Creation of Power - Midnight_Clover

Chapter 18

 

Merlin, chilling: "I'm kinda bored"

 

The Universe with a fresh new responsibility in the form of The Troublesome Child: "Oh boy are you gonna regret saying that."

 

Merlin: "Oh no, oh fuck, oh god what did I do!" 

 

ROWVEMBER 2021 - DrTanner

No One:

 

Maero: "OH GOD I'M TO YOUNG TO BE A DAD!"

 

or

 

Maero: "YOU BITCH YOU ALMOST MADE ME A DAD!!!!"

 

Boss: " I literally refuse to die so I really didn't-"

 

Maero: " I'M TO YOUNG TO HAVE CHILDREN!!!!"

 

Boss: "I really think you're blowing this out of proportion I'm like 98% sure I can't die like at al-"

 

Maero: " If you ever decide to die I will bring you back and kill you myself do you understand me?"

 

Boss: " I LITERALLY didn't do anything tho"

 

Harry Potter AU Where Everything is the Same Except Harry is Gen ZA - _Hallucination, Cosprinkle, 

Chapter 23

 

Erised, the mirror: 

 

Harry, in front of the mirror: *severely traumatized by like,,,,,, so many different things (so many)*

 

Erised, the mirror, audibly: "I-i can't do anything with that I,,,,,,,," 

 

Dumbledore, who was creepily watching Harry look at the mirror: "😬🙃 Oops..." 

 

Survival Is A Talent by ShanaStoryteller

Chapter 28

 

Everyone: "can we PLEASE have just ONE normal year?? Please?!!"

 

The god of Harry J Potter's fate specifically: "Mmmmm no"

 

And also, Draco, who honestly keeps pushing Harry into way more shit lmao: "Mmmmm no"

 

Odd Cravings - Ourliazo

 

No One:

 

James: "I understand Logically that eating The Wand would probably be BAD but like, listen, no no hear me out guys-"

 

I love those boys but god are they stupid, like they're very intelligent, but damn, no thoughts head empty

 

Aura Reader - toxik_angel

Chapter 37

 

No one:

Harry, about Draco to literally anyone who can hear him: "And his silver gunmetal stormy grey black orbs-" 

 

The Warlock and The Wizards - kylarwastaken

Chapter 7

 

Merlin: "I like this one."

 

Destiny: "That's.... Fine I suppose."

 

Chaos: "I like this one."

 

Destiny: "Umm... Okay sure... I guess"

 

Death: "I like this one."

 

Destiny: "Okay for fucks sake guys we can't all like this one!"

 

Time probably: "I like this one-"

 

Aura Reader - toxik_angel

Chapter 37 continued

 

toxik_angel (the author):

Harry, canonically, at least once per book: malfoys light glittering pale grey eyes flash menacingly in his slightly pink flushed face, his lips curl. His sleek white-blond hair shines gold in the sun, ruffling gently

JKR, a clown: this is heterosexual

 

Me:

Aforementioned clown: *creates Draco Malfoy*

 

Aforementioned clown: *decides to write the tree scene in 4th year*

 

Aforementioned clown, unironically: "This is something straight people who are straight and into only the opposite gender do because they're straight!"

 

toxik_angel (the author):

Aforementioned clown: *writes the Nemesis (tm) and the Love Interest (tm) with extremely similar personalities and mannerisms and has Harry think of them the exact same way (constantly).

Clown: yeah this is how Straight People are

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