Sometimes You Just Really Need A Sense Of Humor (And It Shows)

Strays - Ourliazo (Chapter 5, specifically but)

The Hokage, later: "Kakashi. Please. Please tell me you have NOT gotten connected to children, LITERALLY, ALL OF WHOM are super important. Please."

Kakashi, who, it should be noted, is totally not ignoring Sasuke and Naruto and Shikamaru (who is totally not just melted into Naruto and Sasuke's hold) stuck on his back. Literally they cannot figure out how to get off. Please help.: "Uhh yeah sure I can tell you, it'd be a lie, but, I can, in fact, say that."

Sarutobi, for the seventh time this morning after gesturing his jounin and ANBU out of his office (in defeat): *kicks open bottom right drawer and pulls out The Good Stuff* "When I find the person who forced me to come out of retirement I'm going to hand them DIRECTLY over to Anko."

Bonus ~

A wandering Obito, Plant-Bitch, and Danzo: *sweats*

Happy Endings (and other cruel lies) - AiHuiyuan, Ourliazo(I have no idea what chapter but I stand by it.)

When you've been fighting this boss for so long that it's no longer pride that pushes you forward but pure unadulterated fucking spite (fuck Micolash 2k21)

Life As A Nukenin - (Chapter 88, specifically)

Baki, for the second time:*Counting copious amounts of money*"I told you he quite literally exists purely to fuck with people and his dad was no better, he just did it on accident. Kakashi- no, the entire Hatake clan are born and bred to fuck with other people, if you ever wanna know who has Hatake blood just find the nearest asshole that likes to fuck with people. Jiraiya, Mikoto, Tobirama, more then half the Konoha Armed Froces in general.

~Meanwhile~

Kakashi: "What's bribery for if not parenting?"

Most Ninja from Konoha actually: "No no wait, he's got a point actually."

Dragons and Naps: the adventures of Arthur and Merlin - Smiley5494

I love the idea that Arthur was just like,,,,, fucking tired and decided to just sleep under the lake and that Merlin could've woken him up at pretty much any point and he just,,,,,,, fucking didn't know lmao I'm dying 💀💀

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I'm just picturing Arthur just snoring away, for like centries, and then one day Merlin scuba dives down because he misses him and wants to see if he can find Arthur, and Arthur is just cuddling a seaweed clump and fucking snoring away

Life As A Nukenin - (Chapter 91, specifically)

Kakashi: "I don't have Proof the entire village would follow me if I asked."

Kakashi: "I just a have a strong feeling."

The strong feeling:*the entire village verbally telling him they would follow him.*

Life As A Nukenin - (Chapter 86, specifically)

Hiruzen: "I have no idea what the problem is."

Tenzo, Team 7, Kakashi, The Entire Nara Clan, Most of Konoha, the actual fucking sage, Obito from not-beyond-the-grave: "It's ROOT. Literally, the Root of all these problems are ROOT. It's in the name and everything!"

Hiruzen: "It's Kakashi, definitely."

Danzo, who at one point, just started using ROOT to fuck with Hiruzen: "...Are you okay? Like genuinely, are you alright?"

Life As A Nukenin - (Chapter 92, specifically)

Kakashi, genuinely: "Well I don't want Yamato to be bored hmm."

Yamato: "Please senpai PLEASE just let me be bored for One (1) day."

Kakashi, still genuinely: "Mmmmm I'll feel bad so no."

Life As A Nukenin - (Chapter 91, specifically)

Kakashi decides that with only three weeks until the chunin exams it's time to get his genin up for some serious training.

Narrator: "This was a lie, Kakashi was bored and wanted to 'play' much the same way a cat might play with a beetle... Those poor beetles."

Life As A Nukenin - (Chapter 89, specifically)

Orochimaru: "I'm going to therapy now!"

Orochimaru: *Stabs someone*

Orochimaru: "You can tell it's working because he's not dead!"

Life As A Nukenin - (Chapter 93, specifically)

Kakashi: "... So when they said age was just a number they meant like overpowering your children right?"

Yamato, who is... Yamato....: "Yeah I'm pretty sure, what else would it mean?"

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Every single enemy that Team Seven has ever, and will ever face, at once: *shivers*

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Iruka, who can sense bullshit: "I don't know why but next time I see Kakashi I'm going to hit him. He's saying something very wrong but not realizing it because Konoha, specifically The Third Hokage, Sarurobi Hiruzen, known as The Professor and also God of Shinobi let Kakashi be raised by literal fucking dogs and a teenager."

Iruka: "For now tho Imma just make the Hokage redo this paperwork cause I'm feeling petty today."

The Hokage, who heard Iruka: *Silently crying*

(So I watched this tiktok https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPd22vBED/ about 98 times and it got this song stuck in my head also No we will Not talk about why it was on my fyp OR why I watched it enough to get the song stuck in my head also, slight but not really NSFW warning so like 16+cause it's not That bad just like,,, implied ig? Anyways that song is what Kakashi is referencing in this comment)

((Low-key hated this one cause the song they're referencing is sexual but I thought it would be funny still and the author liked it so I'm back to being fine with it.))

Aura Reader - toxik_angel (Chapter 13)

Me: They still don't know they're dating do they...

The Author: they really really don't

Me: At this point, they're gonna end up "fake married but with feelings, exclusiveness, a sharing of assets, while living together and having a set Date Night but like, lol, not really married" and everyone is just gonna have to deal with it.

Author: they're gonna have a shared bank account and not realise they're in love lol

Aura Reader - toxik_angel (Chapter 14)

Me: The fact that Ron had the pamphlet is actually unsurprising to me, also I just really love this fic

Author: Ron and Harry share a brain cell and Ron's had it for a bit now lol (and thank you!)

Me: I'm pretty sure Harry only gets it when he has to go spit on Deaths face on accident

Author: yeah Harry rarely gets custody