Sometimes You Just Really Need A Sense Of Humor (And It Shows)

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Sometimes You Just Really Need A Sense Of Humor (And It Shows)
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James T. Kirk, Hatake Kakashi, Jiraiya (Naruto), Orochimaru (Naruto), Gaara (Naruto), Temari (Naruto), Kankurou (Naruto), Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Umino Iruka, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Spock (Star Trek), Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Roy Mustang, James T. Kirk/Spock, Dai-nana-han | Team 7 (Naruto) - Character, Edward Elric/Roy Mustang, The ships will be implied and probably gay but this is a joke fic so, Hirako Shinji/Kurosaki Ichigo, I find it odd that I haven't implied other relationships yet.., (Bro I just found a Derek/Naruto pairing tag??? I'm gonna read it later), (I lied) - Relationship, He's grown tho, Jiraiya/Orochimaru (Naruto), Male Inquisitor/Cullen Rutherford, Shinobi Corps, Implied Orochimaru, Rasa (Naruto), Baki (Naruto), Myself sometimes, Gay Thoughts - Character
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Humor and tags i'll add characters as i go - Freeform collection of my smartass comments will add more as they come - Freeform every joke is probably gonna be based on some fic but like no worries I'll put the title and author for them all
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Me: Shinji/Ichigo just isn't my thing so I guess I'll skip 😔Me: *reads tag "Aizen is not having a good time :)"*Me: Exceptions must be madeOrHere's a collection of jokes I usually keep to myself
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Fun fact, while you can probably get through without reading the fics in question hypothetically they're better if you read the fics first. Trust
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Chapter 3

How You Get The Girl - dancefantasy

 

Fellas, is it gay to make out with homies you've dipped artfully in your warm embrace after flirting with them?

 

 

This interaction happened a while ago, I think it was (as in I just spent twenty minutes combing through my inbox) Wolves of Fire Country
Midnite_Republic, but I still think of it from time-to-time

 

Someone: "Naruto has ADHD."

 

Another person: "That's cap."

 

Me, someone with actual ADHD: "No no they're right, Naruto absolutely has ADHD, Sasuke has untreated PTSD, and Sakura has self-worth issues most likely stemming from childhood and her parents. Kakashi has The Most mental illness out of all team sevens tho"

 

Someone else entirely: *gets mad that Kakashi has arguably lived through and experienced the worst life and has the worst mental health and proceeds to write a few thousand words worth of explanation of why Kakashi isn't the most traumatized*

 

Me: *Decides to be an asshole and just completely disregard everything they're saying because this is a fictional universe about fictional characters in fictional settings of fiction... And also because it's funny and I kin Kakashi*

 

Chapter 49 of Life as a Nukenin

 

Kakashi: "I can keep a secret."

 

Iruka, reading his (Kakashi's) journal: "No you can't"

 

Kakashi: "No I can't."

 

Also from chapter 49 of Life as a Nukenin

 

Me: *reads chapter name*

 

Me: *hums the spongebob song*

 

Life as a Nukenin chapter 50

 

Sasuke, pre-Gai training session: "I'm super tough and strong and will show no weakness."

 

Sasuke, post-Gai training session: "I am weak af, and I except that."

 

Life as a Nukenin Chapter 51

 

Me, thinking of something funny to comment: *humming happily away, waiting patiently to finish this great chapter.

 

Me, the second I see Sai's name: "SAI SAI SAI SAI fuckdanzo SAI SAI SAI SAI SAI SAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

Chapter 4 of Snapshots of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin - Hermionechan90

 

Hiruzen: I think I fucked up

 

Hiruzen: *gestures at Konoha in general*

 

Hiruzen: Hmm...

 

Hiruzen: Hmm...

 

Hiruzen: Nah, totally nothing I could've done and/or could do about any of this, I'm not the most politically powerful man in Konoha or anything weird like that lol

 

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