Chapter 2
Just Assassin Things - PurpleMoon3 Not sure which chapter specifically since Altair, whom I love, is always A Bitch, but hey maybe you'll read this and thank me later who knows
Altair: *exists*
Malik: "I can't actually see the future but, I know he's gonna end up Being A Bitch Forever. I just know it."
Altair: *Exists but within Malik's presence for the first time since he was sent on his murder mission*
Malik: *Currently trying to hide seventeen bodies which shouldn't technically be possible but hey, this is Altair's dramatic ass after all*
Malik, who it should be noted, has one arm: *Dragging the last body into the hay, "At this point I'm certain."
Ch 47 of Life as a Nukenin
Iruka, for the second time: "I'm scared."
Kakashi "I have never Not had a death wish" Hatake: 'Hmmm, how should I fuck this guy that probably can and will kill me... Hmm'
Iruka now irritated: "I will kick your ass if you don't cut the shit Konoha shinobi number 247."
Ch 12 of Apotheosis - QTCutie (Qtcutie)
Kadar: "Don't make a scene."
Altair I-WILL-assassinate-every-target-in-the-most-public-and-slash-or-blatant-way-possible Ibn La'Ahad: "Okay, FIRST of all bitch, I've never made a scene in my life, and second-"
Altair: *Sees Desmond*
Altair: "Ooooooooh, yeah no that's vv fair, I Am known to cause a scene after all."
This fic is NOT for the faint of heart, there is a LOT of dark jokes, and murder, occasionally angst, it's mostly funny but like in a "Haha, intestine poetry, lol, how fucking cool but gross but well thought out a gift" type of funny, not just like, "Haha depression."
Sunny Skies Ahead by Ourliazo - Ch 44
Bermuda: *tries to have a sensible conversation, mostly...*
Fucking everybody apparently: *INTENSE CHAOS MODE ACTIVATED*
Bermuda: *yearning for "just this One Time to NOT have to Deal with his associates Bullshit For Fucks Sake Alejandro" and also some hot chocolate*
The Seven, voices slowly getting scarier and scarier: "Death? Slow painful dĕ̸̺̯̓̓͜͝a̵̾͒̕ͅt̷̡̜̒h̸̝͑̈̿͂͂͠?̷̠͙̄͝ ̸̧̭̞̞̲͂̓Ḯ̶̧̝̰̭̱̳̓͒̍͠s̵̡̬̩̓̋͌̕͘͜ ̸̢͉̪̻̿̈́͝i̵̻̹͗́͂̋̅ͅt̴̥̳͎͓̏̚ ̸̣̌̃͒̒̐͂ͅs̴̓͗̓̈́̽ͅl̴̗͇̄̽̌̊o̸͍̼͒͑̈́̀͜ͅw̶̡̝̪̲͒͐̚ ̵͙̫̒͗p̴̛̠̤̿͗̕͝ą̷̖̻̓̈́͝ḭ̶̰̃̏̄͂n̷͉͐͛͌̚f̸͚̆͗u̶͔̎l̵̜͈̗͗͂̓̚͘͠ ̴̫̩̙̈́͒͒ů̴͚͑̐͗̎n̵̟̩̘̳̓͘e̶͈̫͔͇͊̔͐̽̚ͅx̴̢̗̟̺͊̈́̽̕͝p̴̼̓͒̎͝é̸̛̳̠̾͒c̴̢̼̲̰̬̩̎̽ṫ̷̩̒͊̐͂͘e̷̡̨̙̫̞̮̐̊͒̐̓͝d̷̡̟̪͖̣̎̏ ̵̮̺͗̈́̉̾D̸̝͂̾͘E̷̙̬͐̉͆͆A̵͓̱̜̅ͅT̶̡͎̘͈̀̎H̸͍͗̇́̏̎ ̵̲̆̂̎͛T̶̡̐̂̓̎̓͝H̶̺̫͐Ȁ̸̱̖̌͠͝T̸̖͖͓̲͊̈̈́ͅ ̵͎̀Y̷̭̟͙͉͎̮͋̀͒͌O̵̭̠̓͝Ǘ̵̻͖̫͈͈ ̵̥̤͂̃͘A̴̼̤̮̯̻̫͒͛͋S̶̩̞̔́͋̾̈́̂Ǩ̶̢͇̗̩ͅ ̸̡̠̖̅͜F̴̦̝̼̞̪̟̌̀̔͠O̷̱̭̻̤̿͐͝R̵̢̢̝̰̖̗̒̊͠?̶̙̩͕̇̒͝͝͠͝ ̶̘I̶̬̺͔͙̩̽̒̅S̶̜̩͖̝̾̌̋͝͝͝ ̷̭̩̹̝̮̦͗T̷̞̦͕̻̲̣̄̇̓̄H̴̼͜Ǎ̸͙̼̻͇̃̚͝T̴͕̭̖̖͔̏̈́̓̎͝ͅ ̶̖̊̚W̷͔̦̺̽̕ͅͅH̶̬̑̑͘̕Á̵͖͎̦̽̇̈́̋͝T̵͖͕͆̈́ ̵̗̻͉̪̓͘Ÿ̶̘̱͈̭͓͍́̔̊͆̊̈́O̴̜̍͐͝U̵̧̖̬̻̻̩̿́̊͝ ̴͕̻̆̈́̽͆̓͝Ḏ̶̻͈͔͕̋̍E̴̬̙̎͛͐͌̍̓S̸̛͓̭͓̹͂͑I̴͖̟̰̖̤̣̒͗R̵͚͈͋̾Ḙ̴̞͂̿͂͌̕̕?̸̡͈͂͠"
Bermuda: "Alright fuck this, TIME-OUT, ALL OF YOU, YES INCLUDING YOU STRONGEST SEVEN!!"