Harry is a menace and everyone is paying the price [DISCONTINUED]

Harry Potter has added Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, and 17 other users to an unnamed chat

Harry Potter has changed their name to GoldenBitch

GoldenBitch has changed Draco Malfoy's name to SnakeDick

GoldenBitch has changed Hermione Granger's name to Bookworm

GoldenBitch has changed Ron Weasley's name to LoyalHoe

GoldenBitch has changed Pansy Parkinson's name to Buttercup

GoldenBitch has changed Blaise Zabini's name to SexOnLegs

GoldenBitch has changed Theodore Nott's name to NottFunny

GoldenBitch has changed Lily Potter's name to Baddie

GoldenBitch has changed James Potter's name to Pothead

GoldenBitch has changed Sirius Black's name to Woof

GoldenBitch has changed Remus Lupin's name to MoonBoy

GoldenBitch has changed Tom Riddle's name to Slytherfuck

GoldenBitch has changed Severus Snape's name to Tired

GoldenBitch has changed Lucius Malfoy's name to TheHair

GoldenBitch has changed Narcissa Malfoy's name to MamaBear

GoldenBitch has changed Ginny Weasley's name to WeaselTown

GoldenBitch has changed Luna Lovegood's name to Angel

GoldenBitch has changed Fred Weasley's name to Gred

GoldenBitch has changed George Weasley's name to Feorge

GoldenBitch has changed Peter Pettigrew's name to Ratty

GoldenBitch has changed Neville Longbottom's name to Gryffinboy

SnakeDick: This is why we shouldn’t have given him our info

Buttercup: Why does my name offend me?

GoldenBitch: Suck it up buttercup

SexOnLegs: I'm not even mad

WeaselTown: Harry I thought we were friends

GoldenBitch: You thought wrong

Pothead: The audacity

Pothead: My own child has betrayed me

GoldenBitch: I'm not wrong though

Pothead: Evans, our child doesn't love me anymore

Baddie: The fact that you still call me by my maiden name is reason enough for me to not give two shits

Pothead: My own wife has betrayed me

Pothead: Padfoot help me

Woof: No can do Prongs

Woof: She frightens me

Woof: Anyway

Woof: Tiny Prongs

Woof: I am honored to have been bestowed this great name

GoldenBitch: I know, I'm amazing

MoonBoy: It's literally just woof

GoldenBitch: Silence moon boy

MoonBoy: ....

MoonBoy: This is bullying

GoldenBitch: No fucks given

MoonBoy: Prongs your offspring is bullying me

Pothead: The fuck do you want me to do?

Pothead: He was bullying me three minutes ago

Pothead: You think I have power over him?

Pothead: That's adorable

MoonBoy: Why are Potters so mean?

Tired: I've been asking that since my first year at Hogwarts

Tired: Rude bitch is just in their genes

Baddie: Can confirm

TheHair: I second that

GoldenBitch: Can also confirm

SnakeDick: You're not helping your case

GoldenBitch: The only case here is how the fuck I got so damn pretty

Bookworm: Harry please

LoyalHoe: He's just pretty, Your Honor.

Buttercup: There are obvious reasons Potter isn't a Ravenclaw

Buttercup: And this is one of them

GoldenBitch: Shut the fuck up before I pick your petals

Buttercup: Try me golden boy

GoldenBitch: Oh I will you shriveled weed

SexOnLegs: Hey Dray

SexOnLegs: How does it feel seeing your bf and ex going at each other's throats?

SnakeDick: Don't bring me into this shit

SexOnLegs: Are you sure cuz I'm placing bets

SnakeDick: ....

SnakeDick: 20 on Harry

Buttercup: Dray why

Bookworm: 25 on Harry

Buttercup: Mione!

Buttercup: I expected this from Draco, but from my own girlfriend??

Buttercup: The betrayal I feel is astronomical

Bookworm: Love I'm just supporting my best friend

Bookworm: Also Harry has done worse things for less

Bookworm: He'll slaughter you

NottFunny: What's "worse things"??

GoldenBitch: They say worse, I say fun, harmless experiments

WeaselTown: You tried to sacrifice Neville to whatever fucked up demon you were summoning to see if Malfoy liked you two years ago

NottFunny: Excuse me what?

GoldenBitch: Hey fuck you he volunteered

Gryffinboy: You promised to get me Theo's number if I helped you with homework

GoldenBitch: And I got you his number

Gryffinboy: Yeah after you drained three and a half pints of blood from me

Gryffinboy: That wasn't homework Harry

GoldenBitch: Yea but think of it on the bright side

GoldenBitch: You helped get me and Dray get together

Gryffinboy: That doesn't make me feel better

GoldenBitch: Oh stop being such a baby

GoldenBitch: A little blood loss never hurt anyone

GoldenBitch: Ask Draco

SnakeDick: ....

SnakeDick: You nearly killed me

GoldenBitch: Shush.

SnakeDick: ....

GoldenBitch: Anyway

GoldenBitch: How are you today Mrs. Malfoy?

MamaBear: I'm well, thank you for asking, but I must ask you to please stop trying to kill Draco.

GoldenBitch: Of course ma'am. It was just an accidental onetime thing.

SnakeDick: ....

GoldenBitch: Shush.

GoldenBitch: :)

SnakeDick: This is abuse

GoldenBitch: Does it look like I give a fuck?

Baddie: You used to be such a sweet child

Baddie: What happened?

GoldenBitch: I realized 5'5" was as tall as I'm gonna get and I needed an outlet for my rage and bitchitude

GoldenBitch: You did this to me mother

SnakeDick: Short ass

GoldenBitch: I will skin you like the bloody sheep you are :)

SnakeDick: Like you can fucking reach me

GoldenBitch: I'm not that short

SnakeDick: I'm literally an entire head taller than you

GoldenBitch: Well let's take that extra head away :)

SnakeDick: What

LoyalHoe: Yeah hi hey hello went out to grab a snack

LoyalHoe: Can someone tell me why Harry is mumbling about guillotines?

SexOnLegs: You're gonna die

SnakeDick: I'm aware

Woof: Hey Moony

MoonBoy: Stfu

Angel has named the chat Harold Jamie Pothead is a menace