Chapter 1
AN: This is satire. Fang is Hero, Vampire is Kel, God is Mari and Sunny is Lord of Darkness. Yes I referenced frans. Yes I am actually writing this. From not on author’s notes will be as shitty as the one’s from the fic this is based off of, My Immortal, which you can read here: https://myimmortalrehost.webs.com
Good fucking luck my friends.
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My name is Aubrey Dark Darkness Ebony Black Shadow, but my friends call me Black Shadow, B.S. for shortsies. I am at the highscool faraqay town High. I was wearing a black crock top from hot topic and a black jacket from hot topic, i am wear black biker boots from hot tropic, i am also wearing hot skinny shorts from pot topic and secy leggings with the holes from trot tropic. My best friend, Sunny, who preference be called “Lord Of dArkness”, is wearing the same thing as me just without a jacket.
We are goffs. Basil, lrod of darkness crush, is wearing a back sweatshirt and jeans in white rans. How dare he wear white. He should be goth from top thropic like me and lord of darkness.
“BS!” Vampire was run from other side of cortyard. He aprocked me and Lord Of Darkness and smelled. “Lord of Darkness! What are you doing with dis prep?!1!/?” He staired at bail, who looked offended.
“I am not a prep!” He glared, angirily crying sductively. Vampire tomato. “I just like white shoes!1!!1!11 They look fun.>>.”
I staired at vampired he was so hot. “Vampire were where you?” Vampire runned a hand through his hear secily.
“I am at scool? Where were you, black shadow?”
“I am here, dumbss.” We went into da skool. “Hi fang.”
Fang looked down at me, his lusiouc red and green spiky hair swished. “Hi dark shadow. Hi lord of darkness. Hi vampire.” He blanked. “He bsil.” Fang was wearing a red sweater top over black long sleebed shit with a silver chioker. Fang stared at his brother vamprie. “Do yours homework today ok?”
Ughj Fang was such a prep. But he was so fot too!11! Vampires brothe was off limits tho. Lord of Darkness siter, God, was inlov e with Fang. I sigh. Vampire was hot enouf.
“Com on we gotta go to mr. sans class.”
“Ew not mr. sans i hate magic theory.” The Lord of Darkness staired at basil, who had just speakens. “He’s so stupid anyways. So many dumb puns.”
“pluses like isn’t he dating a student?”
Fang slammed the book he was holding down. “That is illegal!”
“Iknr. so gross.” the bell ring. “Anyways we have to go now, bye fang.” I shriked.
Bail already went to class. Me, lord of darkness and vampire heeded ater him. “Bail wait up”
Now that me think about it, lord of darkness hot too. He have really long sefy black hair and lots of ear peircing. But there something he not know.
I am a vampire.