"I Just Think, This'll Be Funny."

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"I Just Think, This'll Be Funny."

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Whispers.

That was the first thing she noticed upon awakening, sitting up seemed ill-advised given how, oddly, heavy she felt and so she stayed laying and simply, listened.

"You killed one of His you fool! An accident?!" Someone whisper shouted, they looked like light, like a pure deep red light in a human form. The person they spoke to shrugged, this one was covered in golden light with odd almost letter like shapes clinging to various parts of their form thy shrugged, "Fate makes no mistak-"
Quickly the red one, Lightening on account of the red bolts floating about their person, threw their hands up and said, louder than they had been "THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANYTHING ABOUT THIS BETTER YOU FOOLISH FATE!" Ah, fate then, what an interesting name. 

Fate glared as Lightning deflated, "Listen, I may not know what Her fate is but I do know she has no more left in that world. She is not meant to stay there forever, and probably never was, it'll be fine. Besides, look at her chest, those carvings? Born to Death or not she is supposed to be sent Elsewhere. Now, to find out just where that Elsewhere might be."

 

She opened her heavy eyes, as colorless as the sky, as he- no she approached.

 

Upon looking into Fate's eyes she heard at least a thousand voices say at once "Tell me, what is your name." 

 

"My name is-"