Chapter 1
Third-Person POV
Everyone was chatting in the great hall, some were eating, some were just chatting and some were wondering where the hell headmaster Dumbledore was. In the middle of the teacher's table headmaster Dumbledore’s seat was empty, which is never really a good thing.
Sitting in the headmaster’s office was of course the headmaster but there was also a little boy with messy black hair and crooked glasses. “Tell me what is your name, dear boy” Albus said, “Mummy said not to talk to strangers” the young boy replied, “And who is your mother, boy?” Albus questioned “...” the boy refused to answer “I won't be able to help if you don’t answer, son” Albus tried once more. “ my name is harry potter” the boy huffed “ah I'm assuming James potter is your older brother?” the stupid old man asked “no, That’s my papa” the boy- uh harry corrected “oh? Who is your mother?” Albus couldn't help but want to know more “my papa’s call mum sev or sevvy…oh! Sometimes dad calls him ‘Severus snape’ when mummy doesn’t sleep ``Harry said “interesting…how did you manage to get here harry?” Albus pondered, “I don't know,” Harry shrugged.
“Do you know what year it is harry?” Albus asked “1984” harry answered “hmm and how old are you?” Albus hummed “I'm four sir” harry said “well you are certainly bright for a four-year-old” Albus smiled “That’s because my mama is a genius” harry said proudly “certainly, now earlier did you say papa’s as in more than one?”Albus mused “yep! There’s papa dad and daddy, mum calls them ‘JAMES POTTER’(papa),’ SIRIUS BLACK’(daddy), and ‘REMUS LUPIN’(dad) every time they do something they're not supposed to” harry explained “well that is certainly a plot twist” Albus chuckled “you remind me of the man my mum calls that ‘manky knob headed maggot’” harry said innocently
In the middle of lunch, Albus dumbledore casually strolled into the great hall (making a scene as usual) but there was something different because right behind him was what appeared to be a small copy of one James fuckin’ potter. Immediately whispers broke out, whos the boy? does potter have a brother? why is there a kid? etc. “SILENCE” albus was standing at the podium with harry sitting on it “somehow this young boy has traveled back in time, professor McGonagall and i will be working on a way to send him back but since he is only four years old, his future parents will be the ones to care for him.” Albus explained “ i will call the parents to come up here to meet their future child” everyone sat in silence “now for the fathers-” once again whispers broke out “fathers?!” “the mother seems to be a slag” “ok but like whats the kids name??” “SILENCE!!” albus shouted “as i was saying fathers, yes more than one,harry has three fathers and one mother, it seems the fathers fell in love with the mother and asked the mother to choose between them,the mother had fallen for all three and did not wish to choose so they decided to all be in a relationship, now i'll be calling the fathers up to meet their son.” albus explained once more “James potter!” no one was really surprised “Sirius black!” shocking to only some, including James and Remus “Remus lupin!” that one was a bit of a shock especially to said remus lupin, all three boys walked up to the headmaster and their future son as they were walking they talked “who do you think the mother is?” remus asked “maybe evans?” sirius questioned “possibly” james pondered, they made it to the podium where albus and harry reside
“Papa!” Harry chirped looking at James, James felt his heart melt looking at the happy boy who looked just like him “Daddy!” Harry waved at Sirius who instantly felt the need to protect the boy “DAD!” harry beamed at Remus who felt all his doubts and worries dissipate, “now for the mother-” Severus got out of his seat and started to leave fearing that the mother was his dear friend, Lily Evans, fearing that she had left him for the three brainless (well except Remus) Git’s, just as Albus was going to announce the mother harry, having caught sight of Severus, jumped down from the podium and rushed towards Severus “MUMMY” harry shouted in glee slamming his little body into the legs of one Severus Snape.
”....” no one said a word as Severus turned slowly to face the boy, when Severus looked into the boy's eyes he couldn't help but melt he felt all the things the marauders felt and more, Severus bent down and picked up the boy, motherly instinct’s instantly kicking in “hello my little prince,” Severus said softly with a smile, which ended up causing a LOT of chaos, Remus being the calm boy he is settled down first he walked down and over to his future wife and son, ‘i’ve never even let myself dream about having a family’ Remus couldn’t help but think, Remus stood next to Severus and Harry putting a hand on the small of Severus's back, those watching thought they made a picture-perfect family. as Remus and Severus were focusing on Harry, James, and Sirius were pacing in circles wondering how the hell did that slimy greasy git become the mother to their child.
“Now since that is settled, a room has already been made up for all five of you, Harry may join classes and mealtime,” dumblewhore said “Now you all may continue eating” Ablus finished. Severus started walking back to the Slytherin table with Harry and Remus when James and Sirius rushed over “oh no you don't!” James exclaimed, “you are NOT sitting my son with those evil Slytherins!!” Sirius shouted, “Sirius, James knock it off!” Remus glared “but remmy” Sirius whined, “need I remind you harry is MY child as well?” Severus sneered “there’s no way YOU are the mother!” James glared “are you calling Harry a liar?” Remus questioned James “of course not!” Sirius sputtered “Well HARRY said I was his mother but YOU'RE saying that can’t be the truth, so essentially you’re calling Harry a liar” Severus said matter-of-factly sitting down between Lucius Malfoy and Regulus Black. Severus sat Harry on his lap after getting the food Harry asked for. Sirius and James stormed back to the Gryffindor's table dragging Remus with them.
“Stupid snivellus! He’s corrupting poor harry!” James crossed his arms glaring at Severus “how the hell did we end up having a kid with SNIVELLUS of all people!!” the damn mutt exclaimed. “stop calling him that, clearly in the future we have a child with him so I suggest you two knock it off and grow up!” Remus said. As James and Sirius were still stewing in anger, Remus had gotten up and sat across Severus and Harry, in between Narcissa and Bellatrix. “Sorry about them Snape, they truly are idiots” Remus sighed “see I could understand you having a kid with HIM but POTTER AND SIRIUS?!” Regulus said bewildered “yeah lupin does seem like your type” Narcissa mused looking Remus up and down “but guys think about it with lupin it’s soft romantic love, with Potter it’d be fiery passionate love, and with black, it’d be rough aggressive love!” Lucius said with an odd look in his eyes “yeah! With potter and Sirius, it’s a beautiful enemies-to-lovers story!” Bellatrix chimed in “but sev only fancies lupin! He hates potter and Sirius!” Regulus argued “besides lupin is perfect for sev! Potter and Sirius could never care for Sev the way Lupin can.” Narcissa added “hmm lupin doesn't seem like he can shag sev the way he wants” Lucius pondered “Luci!” Severus smacked Lucius upside the head blushing “one lupin is right there! And two don't talk about things like that in front of harry!” Severus scolded. “I-uh-um-wha-” Remus stuttered blushing