The ramblings of Magpie's Hoard

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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The ramblings of Magpie's Hoard
Summary
This is my attempt at compiling the speculations, hypotheses, theories, and discussions that happen in the discord of anonymous magpie (Sarcasm & Slytherin, Once and Future King, Trunk full of Chaos, etc.) https://archiveofourown.org/users/anonymousmagpie/pseuds/anonymousmagpieI'm doing this 1) to keep (summarised versions of) our discussions available because some of our conclusions were quite fun2) to give inspiration to anyone with enough patience to actually write a fic, rather than just throwing out promptsThere will be wand lore, mockery of canon plot holes, ideas for deviation points from canon etc.Also lots of discussions of fun ways to use magic in more creative ways to cause pain/death than torture curse/magic gunAll credit goes to #general-hp-universe in this discord: https://discord.gg/ahbdvPDZ5d (anonymous magpies server)
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Character headcanon/theories

Arthur Weasley – pretends to be affable and silly to be underestimated and get more information than he would otherwise; corrupt
Severus Snape – killed James Potters parents with Sectumsempra during DE time, Snape was their accountant (or someone was at least)
Flamels – never died, had backups of the stone (Dumbles told Harry otherwise to encourage the idea of death = next great adventure); the stone was either fake and they just had Horcruxes or the Stone requires a death toll as well (law of equivalent exchange and all that)
Molly Weasley – kept Arthur under a love potion -> Bill conceived under the influence of one -> Bill should be ruthless and such
Ginny Weasley – horcrux or parselmouth thanks to the diary

Kreacher - was such a dickhead because nobody ever bothered to treat his exposure to bottled dementor and so he's been suffering as though he were an azkaban prisoner for more than a decade

Sirius Black - had the Black madness after all, which is why he pulled the Snape-murder-stunt and was such a general shit head

Peter Pettigrew - is actually a very valued and high-ranking Death Eater, since he brought Voldi back AND has a decade of spy intel on the Weasleys (aka family with close ties to his two biggest enemies)

Luna Lovegood - tortures while/with singing nursery rhymes

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