The ramblings of Magpie's Hoard

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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The ramblings of Magpie's Hoard
Summary
This is my attempt at compiling the speculations, hypotheses, theories, and discussions that happen in the discord of anonymous magpie (Sarcasm & Slytherin, Once and Future King, Trunk full of Chaos, etc.) https://archiveofourown.org/users/anonymousmagpie/pseuds/anonymousmagpieI'm doing this 1) to keep (summarised versions of) our discussions available because some of our conclusions were quite fun2) to give inspiration to anyone with enough patience to actually write a fic, rather than just throwing out promptsThere will be wand lore, mockery of canon plot holes, ideas for deviation points from canon etc.Also lots of discussions of fun ways to use magic in more creative ways to cause pain/death than torture curse/magic gunAll credit goes to #general-hp-universe in this discord: https://discord.gg/ahbdvPDZ5d (anonymous magpies server)
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Improving Harry's quality of life

keep food secretly, he's even got a moleskin no one else can touch, he's seen a tent with an entire flat in it....there's legit no reason for him to be that accepting
Space expansion charms - Take a tiny shack? make a mansion. A nice size cottage? an even bigger mansion. A small plot of land in the middle of the ocean? A massive island (build Atlantis [Bubblehead charms, gillyweed, transfiguration.])
take a trunk with a home inside it, slap it with muggle repelling charms, and then put the trunk in the shed. He's still physically there, but yanno, not abused
teaching him illegal apparition

Bribe the Dursley’s or threaten them and use consequences if they mess up (ideally Sirius or someone polyjuiced to look like him since they already fear him)

Buy Grunning’s and threaten Vernon with his job

Take Harry to regular medical exams to check on him

Give Harry a safe and fast way to escape should anything happen (the wards clearly don’t protect him away from the house, so what is he supposed to do if some DEs are hanging around?)

Get Mrs. Figg to actually do something instead of smelling of cabbage and getting hit by cars

have Bill enchant something like a protection or notice-me-not amulet

 

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