Hydrate or die straight FanFiction

Stitches in my heart

Stitches in my heart

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Updated
18.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Original Muggle Character(s), Ariana Dumbledore, Dumbledore Family (Harry Potter)
Tags
Ariana Dumbledore Lives I know she’s ridiculously lucky here and I don’t care She deserves some luck This is my story and I say she gets a happy ending No Beta No Problem Hydrate or die straight
Prompt: Ariana's story in Canon is a known tragedy. What if she didn't die that day?
Antithesis

Antithesis

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Updated
18.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Petunia Evans Dursley, Dudley Dursley, Vernon Dursley, Dursley Family (Harry Potter)
Tags
Hydrate or die straight Magic-bent AU Everyone who used to have magic has none now and muggles are wixen Only applies to the characters we interact with
In a world where Harry is raised by nice, eccentric, magical Dursleys, he might be quite happy about his muggle status
Between the lines

Between the lines

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Updated
18.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Harry Potter Characters
Tags
Newspapers no beta we die like my sanity Daily Prophet (Harry Potter) The Quibbler (Harry Potter) Hydrate or die straight Witch Weekly (Harry Potter) The papers are stalking Harry Only Quibbler has a modicum of decency Witch Weekly is creepy so beware
Harry's time at school as reported on in the news.Witch Weekly especially has a creep vibe to it, obsessing over how great he looks and how charming he isBasically, I'm taking irl rag behaviour and putting it in HP because y'all know they didn't star...
The secrets of a quiet girl

The secrets of a quiet girl

F/M
G
Updated
18.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Merope Gaunt, Tom Riddle Sr. | Tom Marvolo Riddle's Father, Morfin Gaunt, Marvolo Gaunt, Merope Gaunt/Tom Riddle Sr. | Tom Marvolo Riddle's Father
Tags
Developing Relationship Established Relationship Requited Love Abusive Parents Rituals no beta we die like my sanity Hydrate or die straight Merope Gaunt Redemption
What if Dumbledore got the story of Tom Riddle's conception all wrong?He has no real information about Merope, and none on Riddle Senior. His belief that Merope controlled and raped Riddle Senior is based on nothing substantial, so here's a story whe...
Junior Potioneers

Junior Potioneers

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Updated
18.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Molly Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley
Tags
Potion Brewing (Harry Potter) no beta we die like my sanity Hydrate or die straight Molly Weasley redemption Molly has some work to do But she's trying Did not go back for a single edit
The Prewett lineage has kept secret potion recipes for generations. Molly is looking for an heir to the skill and recipes.
A different kind of Hedwig

A different kind of Hedwig

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Updated
18.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
Harry Potter, Hedwig (Harry Potter), Dursley Family (Harry Potter)
Tags
Sort Of Feral Harry Potter Hydrate or die straight Hedwig's a cat
There used to be frightful tales of what would happen if a familiar bond developed too early. But as time passed, wixen became careless. After all, why would a child bond to an animal with the strength required for a familiar bond?AKA: Hedwig is a ca...
The ramblings of Magpie's Hoard

The ramblings of Magpie's Hoard

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Updated
19.04.2025
Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Characters
All Characters, n/a, potentially - Character, Idk we'll see - Character
Tags
Worldbuilding Lore - Freeform Fanon Hydrate or die straight Ways to murder for fun and profit but it's kept separate from the rest so don't worry if you don't like that
This is my attempt at compiling the speculations, hypotheses, theories, and discussions that happen in the discord of anonymous magpie (Sarcasm & Slytherin, Once and Future King, Trunk full of Chaos, etc.) https://archiveofourown.org/users/anonym...