Characters
Tags
Blood and Gore
Time Travel
Temporary Character Death
Crack Treated Seriously
Dark Harry Potter
Slytherin Harry Potter
Suicide
Master of Death Harry Potter
Non-Linear Narrative
Harry Potter Has ADHD
Harry Potter is a Horcrux
Harry is a Little Shit
Harry Potter is Not Okay
De-Aged Harry Potter
but only physically
some interactions are very uncomfortable for everyone but harry
Summary
Harry dies and comes back in time for a do over of life. And a do over. And a do over. And a do over.It's hard to take life seriously or have patience when you have the body of a preteen, the mind of a man murdered just as he left boyhood, and dying yet again only sets you back a few hours. At least he doesn't have to feel bad about fucking around and using his situation to mess with people, and especially not Voldemort. A little entertainment is the least that the man owes Harry. He should be thankful that Harry isn't crueler.It's weird how fun it is to pester Voldemort of all people.
Note
This started as the crack idea "what if Harry could go back in time but only used it to harass all the awful people in his life without consequences" and then it got dark. Whoops.Harry is going to die a lot, graphically, and sometimes he does it on purpose, so if that's not your cup of tea I suggest you look away.Things are going to jump around a bit chapter to chapter.