Order of the Phoenix
Harry was back along side Ron and Hermonie and now draco was with them.
but that was later. currently now at this very moment the was with his icky family! yet again :( but it’s okay because for some reason he was with dudley for some reason.
anyways he got a letter saying that Dumpsterdoor need him to come back becasue Baldi was alive!?!!!
So harry took off flying his broomstick all the way back to hogwarts. There he met up with Albus Diddledore and was forced into this thing called The Order of the Phoenix! “huh, what a crazy coincidence” harry thought, “this orginisation has the same name as the 5th Parry Hotter movie” he moved away from that thought as dunledoor and the gang chatted away, listing off a bunch of different ways they can kill baldi once and for all.
“Woah that’s so cool! i’ve always wanted to be part of the OFTP!!” rob said excitedly
“OFTP?” asked harr
“Order of the Phoenix, heh im kinda cool like that, makin up uhm acronyms”
“thats incredibly lame” hermonie chimed in
“woT! it iS NOT lame!!”
While Hermonie and rob were fightiig, Harry spotted something in the corner of his eye…he stiffened. Everything around him seemed to vanish as he focused on what that thing was. He ever so slightly moved his head to get a better look at it.
Harry, at that moment, hated Hagrdi for giving him glasses. He wished he could remove his eyes and uh well he also projectile vomited absolutely everywhere which if you can imagine, caused a bit of a disturbance.
“Harry!” Hermonie exclaimed “What’s wrong? What did you see??”
“i- i saw something absolutely atrocious. Something so vile…i think i need both a therapist and a priest to perform an exorcism on me”
“Harry please tell me what is was!”
“L-l-l-l-l-lucius malloy a-and d-do-“ harry vomited again
“Jesus harry, what could be so bad about seeing lucius and doby? I mean yeah, Draco’s dad and all but really it’s not like we don-“
“THEY WERE MAKING OUT! HERMONIE! they were making you” Harry sighed and cried a little.
Everyone stared at Harry in absolute horror.
The whole school was evacuated for a thorough clean out.
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After that whole ordeal, Lucius and Doby had moved somewhere secluded while Harry continued on with his mission bestowed upon him.
Now we’re back to the bit at the beginning where I said “but that was later” with ron, hermon, draco and harry.
So even though this was ment for Harry to do alone, he was a pussy so ofc he had to have company.
Dumblefore didnt like it at first but then agreed to let harrys friends join him as there would be more people helping.
So, off set the quadbike (harry ron hermone and draco) in search of balid.
“This is much more boring than i though itd be” said ron
“I will push you off if you dont shut up” harry said meningcily
“Awww :(“
And off went ron, flailing his arms as if he’d magically start swimming.
“Ha could you imagine if he actually started swimming? That'd be hilarious” Hermonie said
“I agree” harry and draco said in unison
Then Ron started swimming mid-air.
“Oh…i see” Hermonie stared in amazement “thats incredibly weird”
“Harry…i am going to murder you in your sleep” ron said with little to no intimidation in his eyes as he was being eyed by draco.
Among us
They soon all arrived at balids hideout
BALDIS POV
“Da di da di doo~” hummed baldi
He was cleaning out his dirty little rabbit hole when all of a sud den! (get it? den like a rabbit den? im hilarious)
*BOOM CRASH BANG*
“wot in the world was that?” baldimort went to go check out what that noise was and to his horror it was harry and his friends D:
“BALDIMORT YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU NOT DiE THE FIRST TIME I TRIED TO KILL YOU :(“ Harry was yelling um but he was a little bit scared but he won’t admit it otherwise he’ll be seen as something worse than a pussy…i don’t
know what that thing is but yeah.
“um…oH! are you lot part of the order of the phoenix?? that’s hilarious im actually pissing myself” balidmort cackled. he wasn’t actually pissing himself. that would be highly unsanitary.
“y-yes…what about it?” harry said
“y’all stink how bout you get some bitches”
And then harries eyes blew wide. “get some bitches….get some bitches…GET SOME BITC-“
“HOW COULD I FORGET?! The whole point of me being here was to get bitches!! not than haggris!! but instead im..im here….about to kill baldimort for hopefully the last time. jeez.”
and just like how when water touches lava it turns into obsidian (or is it the other way around?) harry starts floating in the air like a magical girl. his transformation was incredible.
when his foot touched the ground, the whole place shook and crumbled.
“quick!! everyone run! except for you baldi you stay right where you are” hermonie said
they all scattered as fast as rabbits (im so good) uh and yeah! they got to safety!
“harry…” draco looked hesitantly “is it true? the whole reason you came here”
harry eyes cast downwards. “well…that was my intentions yes, but…after meeting you…i guess that changed”
draco grabbed harry by his wrist (no hand holding just yet) and sauntered off.
“i…hmm i wonder where they’re going” said ron
hermojie side glances him abd rolls her eyes “yeah i wonser…”
Once harry and draco returned, harry used his incredible new powers to track down baldi.
“there you are you insolent bas- oh your dead…like legit dead fr onga bonga welp, that’s great for me, bye then ig!!” harry flew away, leaving behind a very squashed baldimor.
harry returned to the group who were in dumbleoars office.
“well done that was incredibly slay of you haryy!” The old man said
“Thank you mr D but i couldn’t have done it with my-“ harry turns to look at his friends
“my new magical girl powers, they fr saved the day”
HArrys friedbs we’re not pleased but whatever, baldimort is dead and that’s all that matters.
Uh they all slayed?? at a party?? yeah to celebrate the death of the pale raisin that is jefferee sta- i mean voldemort.
Harry thought things couldn’t get any weirder…until her saw snapbiscuit (snap) and Sirius going at each other. He wanted to eat his eyes but he couldn’t..well he could but that would be an inconveinience.
“Hermonie Ron Draco<3 i saw snapapple and serius like…going at it hard…im severely scarred.” harry started sobbing
“i hAtw gAy pOepLe”
“harry….we’re gay peolle” frowned Draco
“yeAh i kNow bUt wE’rE cOoL! they’re lame emos well not serius but snApe!?”
Draco chuckled “ig ur right innit”
Ron and Hermone stared in disbelief, this was bullshit. They turned and left Ahrry and Darco to their billing antics.
Okay i wanted this chapter 2 be longer but i have run out of shit to write. I thought id be easier to write a chapter about a movie i havent seen at all but alas i was proven incorrect 😔 anyways uh…yeah!!