The Goblet of Fire
Harry and his friends were slaying at some picnic watching a game of people flying on the Sabco Premium 450mm Indoor Broom with a built -in scraper in the colours green and red. Harry was amazing because those brooms costed millions upon millions of money!!
All of a sudden things started exploding and there appeared a man! who could it be? it was volidmorf!!!
“oh shit we should probably run” harry said surprising calmly
“okay” ronaldo said
then they all ran away
“That wos preety wild innit?” ron asked
“ron why are you talking like that? this is the first time you’ve spoken to me like that” harry asked
“i don’t know that was kind of weird”
anyways uhm…
Back at the school everyone is #seated and Dunledoor explains the whole thing called The Gobble of Fire.
“The Goblet of fire is a thing where you write you name down a bit of paper and throw or place it delicately into the thing and it explodes that means that you are a pussy ass bitch and dont deserve to serve and slay. So…yknow. Okay everyone- uhm Guys (in reference to the weasel twiens) stop playing fruit ninja! Dumvledoor said quietly (he shouted) i-i dont wan you to beat my highscowe :( Dubmiedoor said in a smol uwu voice.
“....”
“what the fuck?” both twin, who were hanging upside down on their flying roombas, exclaimed in unison.
Dumbledorr started at them with a gaze that of a sigma male
The twins stopped playing frite ninja and sat on their roombas looking sad D:
“Moving on, so like yeah, write down your names or whatever and uh put the paper in- OH also add your pronouns because the goblt, as well as myself, are very woke and #down with the kids B)”
“Prounouns dont exists you blue haired liberal” shouted some rando in the crword
“Please actually shut the fuck up, i bet that you wont evevn be able to write your name down before you yourself dies a painful slow death” dumbledorr was very aggresive all of a sudden but like good for him. "also i dont have blue hair it's platnium blond" he added
So like they all did the thing where they wrote their names on the paper.
Most people were able to pass, until it was harry potters turn.
Ofc like the bitch he is, he got rejected. Despite knowing this, with all eyes on him (especially draco’s) he was suuuuuuuuuuuper embarazzdd. homeboy was tear-ing up inside.
Draco thought is was so slay though. “Wow harry is so brave…that’s so kool”
Before the day of pulling names out of the Goblet, there was to be a winter ball!!
Harry was very excited. He was planning on asking the man himself, Draco Malfoy, to the ball 😍
The three people walked over to draco after the master man aka dubmledoor finished talking.
“H-Hey draco…uh would..would you mayhaps like to perhaps possibly join….join me to the ball” harry was like going to die he thinks.
Draco couldnt believe his ear. “Naur way, theres no way that harry pottah is askin’ me to the ball…onga bonga i need ta not faint” Draco thought.
“...sure, i guess i’ll um acompany you to the bal” Draco turned his nose up or whatever that gesture is and walked away slight shaking uwu.
Harry actually died.
ROn and Hermone had to take him to the place where dead people go only for him to reawaken
He reawakend “woah what happened” harr aked
Hermone sighed “stuff happened, lets get you out of here” With that tehy all left the room.
The ball was so cool. It was blue because blue is the colour of winter.
Draco was looking spiffing and Harry almost died again. Luckily he didnt.
They ate food and danced.
“Seems your not that bad of a dancer than i th0ugt” draco siad a little bit quiter than his normal voice.
“Y-youre not so bad yourself” harry said shyly.
Both Draco and Harry Danced the Night Away.
The day came (ahah) when the teachers or whoever would pull the names out of the goblet.
“HARRY POTTER!”
The room was so #quite it was whack. Everyone started at dumbledore who had whispered so quietly the words he muttered were almost missed.
“wot?” asked harry
“why tf is your name in this? i thought you weren’t elegable to do that”
“uh hmm well that’s mad strange innit” harry was absolutely shitting himself it wasn’t funny. why was his name in the goblet? he was the most unathletic, most cowardly person known to mankind/wizard kind.
“uh anyways so since like…you- this is a terrible idea but harry your gonna do the thing for the goblet has spoken” dumlwdoer said.
Everyone gasep in shock. Ron was visibility disgusted whole hermine didnt give a care because she didnt care.
“THAS NO’ FAIR!!” someone yeled “i dont care” said dubledor. And thus began the training thing.
Ron was sooOOoOoOoO sad and upset at Harry, so like the little ginger boy he is, he sulked and was being a little bitch.
All the while harry was slaying the day away.
He flew a dragon into a mountain and killed it.
He swam with mermaids.
And now! He was going throguh a maze! ><
The maze was okay. It wouldve been better if it was made of glass though.
A looooooooooot of stuff happened when all of sudnnen baldimort from the hit franchize baldis basics at hogwards school of wizardry came from somewhere!
Harry was scared :C
Soon thouhg, he and baldi were battling it out. harry man now relised what all his training was foR! Keeping the thought in mind, Harry won which was surprising i think. Baldi died just like the game irl (im kidding?uwu)
DB came from the chadows. “Harry that was sooooo cool! You mustve remembered what the training was for!” bd procaliemd
“Yeah…i did” Harry pulled a sonic the headhog pez dispenser from his pocket. This was the thing that helpmed him with his training. He walked over to where Draco was stainding in awe of what arry had done. Harry gave draco the pez dispenser. “Darco, this…is what has helped me with my intense 2 weeks of training. I went throguh with all my traingn to win you over. Draco you are so slay and emo and stuff. u-uwu”
Draco gasped. “Harry…thats so…thats so cool of you” he and potter gazed into each others shimmering orbs. It was a very weird atmosphere.
Then everyone started clapping out of respect ig, i mean some people were clapping cuz like..aww thats so cool. Ron was still sulking and hermonie..well who knows what she was doing. proabaly being smart somehwere. Draco and harry ran away because it was kind of overwhelming with everyone watching. They came acroos the man that told harry he was a wazard and he gave the two of them a big bird. Tehey flew off into the sunrise. Drarry...is real.
Whilst everyone was happy for darry and hraco there was one person...a mysterious emo loner who had their eyes on draco since the begginging of time. That person was...ebony dar-