Characters
Tags
Fluff
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
Mutual Pining
Marauders Era (Harry Potter)
Bisexual Remus Lupin
Gay Sirius Black
Lesbian Marlene McKinnon
Everyone Is Gay
Pansexual James Potter
Gay Regulus Black
Gay Bar
Bisexual Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter)
Bisexual Lily Evans Potter
Alternate Universe - Bar/Pub
they're all idots
But they're adorable idiots
bartender Sirius!
mysteriously hot author Remus!
remus is v hot
sirius is a hopeless case bottom
regulus black my beloved<3
James the sun potter ofc<3
slowburn marylily yes please<3
dumbass wolfstar
remus is a tote bag bitch
so much of it<3
Hopefully zero angst
manifesting no angst
Summary
Sirius Black is a bartender with a code of conduct and a Golden Rule. The Golden Rule states that Sirius Black must remain behind the bar at all costs. What the Golden Rule does not account for, however, is mysteriously hot authors named Remus Lupin, who so conveniently do not sit at the bar."The moon and stars hang out in bars just talking." -Summer's End//John Prine