So picture this, right, these 2 lads or whatever conveniently happened to pop into the same shop: white boys fav tea and crumpets. they're sitting, eating the exact same kind of crumpet and the exact same kind of tea.
“Does this tea taste funny to you?" Harry Styles asks. Andrew Garfield looks up from his own cup.
"No mines fine, are you alright?" Andrew questions.
"N-no actually, I feel rather strange,” Harry says as his face begins to flush. His body rises in temperature and weird orange pustules pop up around his fingers.
"Woah… you aren't looking so good, do you need a doctor?" Andrew dashes out of his seat to Prince Harry's side.
Before Harry could think of a response, his body slumps over and he loses consciousness. This is when poor Andrew starts freaking out. See he only dragged Harry Potter out here for a quick chat to discuss their school project but in his haste, it appears he accidentally switched the tea meant to poison Lord Farquaad so he could tie him up in his basement and blackmail him for better AP Physics 1 grades. A shame really, since Andrew had to crush the seeds of countless apples to get a potent enough dose of cyanide to properly hurt Farquaad. Although considering the state of Harry’s now suspiciously still body, he definitely overcompensated on the dosage.
There isn’t much Andrew can do to remedy the situation with a corpse on his hands, so he just sort of shoves poor Harry Morgan behind a curtain and lets him become someone else’s problem. It wasn’t often that Andrew accidentally murdered his classmates while trying to torture information out of his substitute teacher’s, but when it did happen it was always so messy. As he leaves the cafe, Andrew vows to just use a good old chainsaw, mayonnaise (after all it is food lube) and some termites to get rid of his problems next time.