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Severus: Heads up I'm gonna become a drug dealer
Rodolphus: I'm sorry- you're becoming a WHAT!?
Wes: He's gonna open up an Apothecary shop, he's not gonna become an actual drug dealer
Regulus: Boooo!!!
Severus: I'll sell drugs on the side
Lucius: You will not behave
Evan: Any thing's a drug if you find a way
Severus: Yeah!
Lucius: Evan you are not helping!!!!
Veles: Evan only helps Severus, you should know this by now Lucius
Severus: Anyways me and Evan got married
Bellatrix: WHAT!? WAS THERE A WEDDING!? WHY WEREN'T WE INVITED!?
Evan: No wedding, if there was only Luc, Veles, Wes, Reg, Mark, Rab, Amycus, & Alecto would attend cause they're the only ones Sev trust and I do whatever he wants
Evan: Anyways we got married at gringotts
Evan: He's taken my last name 🥰
Lucius: If it helps, Sev agreed to throw a small party in celebration of their marriage
Severus: And Wes & Veles's marriage!!
Lucius: yes, and Wes and Veles's marriage
Bellatrix: Wes and Veles got married?! How?! When!? WTF!!!
Rodolphus: They've been married for awhile now, I think it was Evan who made it happen
Wes: We recently got remarried
Regulus: Remarried?
Wes: Veles and I were laying in bed and talking one night and he randomly sat up in bed and shouted "Oh my God, I'm in love you"
Regulus: Haha! What on earth were you two talking about?
Wes: We were talking about what we would name our future children, keep in mind he was the one who brought it up
Wes: Anyways he demanded we divorce and then get remarried and I didn't care so I agreed. It was fun going on another honeymoon.
Bellatrix: you're husband is a moron
Wes: Yes, I know, I love him regardless
Lucius: Where is Veles anyways?
Wes: clinging to me like a koala rn, he keeps apologize to me for not realizing his feelings sooner
Wes: It's cute
Rodolphus: So what will you guys name your future children?
Veles: Vera Evanna Mulciber and Marcello Don Mulciber
Veles: we have others but those two are the ones we'll definitely use, the rest are in debate
Evan: Now I hope you two have a girl for the sole purpose of me being her godfather
Veles: Well duh, we wouldn't make her middle name Evanna and not make you her godfather plus Sev will be her godmother or other godfather? either way you two will be her godparents.
Veles: Anyways we're gonna have atleast one girl and boy, no doubt about it
Lucius: How wonderful
Veles: I know
Bellatrix: How are you guys gonna have kids? You're both males
Veles: Don't worry about it
Evan: They're best friends with a mentally ill man who lacks self control and is an expert in potions, they'll have a kid if they bloody want to
Bellatrix: Good point
Severus: I get to be creative!!!
Evan: Yes, yes you do sweetheart