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Rabastan: There's someone furiously knocking on my front door and they won't go away, what do I do?
Veles: Murder
Mark: Who's knocking?
Rabastan: Rod
Mark: Merlin, let him inside Rab!
Rabastan: God no, he can consider himself homeless now
Rodolphus: For God's sake! I didn't do shit! Change the fucking wards to let me back inside!!!
Rabastan: No
Veles: Why won't you let him inside anyways?
Rabastan: I have my reasons
Mark: I bet Sev knows!
Mark: And maybe even Ev knows too!
Veles: If Sev knows then Ev knows
Rodolphus: I'm messaging Severus
Rabastan: DO NOT!!
Rodolphus: I'M FUCKING GONNA!!!
Severus: Do not
Veles: Ha!
Rodolphus: Severus!
Rabastan: Sev!
Severus: As much as I don't wanna get involved, Veles called me and said you two were fighting
Rodolphus: Thank you Mulciber
Veles: You're welcome
Rabastan: Snitch
Veles: Oh absolutely :)
Rodolphus: Severus make Rabastan let me imside my own home!!
Rabastan: You're new home is the streets!!
Rodolphus: Fuck you!!! Let me inside!!
Rodolphus: Honesty what the fuck did I do?!
Severus: You cut off a flower from the garden without permission and now he's upset cause the plants are Rab's children
Severus: So in a sense you murdered his child
Rabastan: And you gave my child to some harlot!!
Mark: I feel sad for Rab's plant but I feel happy cause Rod had a date and now I'm back to feeling sad cause Rod's date is a harlot
Rodolphus: She's not a harlot
Rabastan: She is
Veles: I'm surprised someone went on a date with Rodolphus
Veles: Honestly Rod did you twll her about your child?
Rodolphus: The fuck- I do not have a child!!
Veles: So you lied to her!! How decietful!!!
Rodolphus: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT!! I HAVE NO KIDS!!
Severus: Veles is talking about Rabastan, he's being telling people that he's your kid
Rodolphus: YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! WHY THE FUCK YOU WOULD TELL PEOPLE THAT!!???
Veles: I got bored
Veles: If it helps I also tell them that your "wife" tried to murder you which is why you're single
Rodolphus: ......
Rodolphus: That does not help, not one bit
Veles: Well it was either that or I tell them she left you for another redhead
Veles: which one is less embarrassing for you?
Rodolphus: I hate you so much right now
Rabastan: I'm gonna make up so much lies about you now that I know about this lie
Rodolphus: DO FUCKING NOT!!
Severus: DO IT!!
Rabastan: I'M GONNA!!!
Mark: I worry there may be an actual murder now
Veles: Meh it's gonna be fine
Mark: Oh I hope so