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Severus: Guess whos stuck I a elevatif!!
William: What?
Severus: Is said Geuss who's got sruxk I a elesvtir!!
William: Uh...
Evan: Sev got stuck in an elevator
Lucius: Goddammit Severus!!
Severus: THEYA TRIED TO DTICK ME WITH A NEDLE!!! I HAHE TO SACE MYBSEL!!!
Severus: Also my dosctor is unconcios
Lucius: oh my god....
William: So what Snape is in the hospital?
Lucius: Yes because his stupid fever wouldn't go away
Evan: Did you inform the doctor's and nurse's that Sev has a fear of needles?
Lucius: I did, and it appears they don't listen
Lucius: And now he's stuck in the bloody elevator again!!!
William: Wait so this has happened before?
Lucius: Yes
Evan: You'd think they learn by know huh
Severus: learn what?
Severus: I checked the thingy n my wrist and it says Umbriel Malgot
William: Malgot?
Wes: He means Malfoy, it's a fake name since everyone believes Severus Snape is dead
Severus: Aw I died...
Severus: Does this means I doent have a job antmoer?
Evan: Yes Sev that's exactly what it means
Severus: BOOOOOO!!!!
William: Is he always like this when he's sick?
Wes: Yes, when he's sick he practically becomes nicer
Severus: Dove send kitty :)
Veles: Can't tell if he wants Dolohov to send him a cat or if Dolohov sent him one
Severus: Kitty <3
Lucius: I'm gonna go with the second one
William: Why?
Severus: KITTIES!!!!
Lucius: Cause Antonin is here and he brought his cats
Lucius: That alone is what got Severus out of the elevator
Severus: Kitty soft :)
Severus: So smol
Evan: Aww, how precious
Severus: EV!!! NEEDLE!! SACE ME!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!
William: I'm positive Evan is gonna blow up the hospital now
Veles: He is, he was with me and Wes at the moment and once Sev sent that text Evan took off so fast me and Wes barely had time to blink
Wes: Maybe now the healers who would survive would finally listen
William: I honestly doubt they would
Lucius: We all do