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Severus: I HAVE GREAT NEWS!!
Rodolphus: What?
Severus: I am ✨free✨
Rodolphus: That one sentence concerns me greatly....what do you mean free?
Severus: ✨Free✨
Alecto: He set the house on fire
Rodolphus: Oh thank god you showed Alecto I don't like talking to him alone
Rodolphus: So why he'd set the house on fire?
Alecto: Fever dream
Rodolphus: .....
Rodolphus: Wait....is he....is he sick??
Alecto: Yes
Rodolphus: Welp time to pray for whoever has to give him medicine
Severus: I conquered a new lans
Rabastan: You what?
Severus: vision go blurrrrr
Severus: sociopaths are seen as "hot-headed" they act without thinking how others will be affected.
Severus: Psychopaths are more “cold-hearted” and calculating. They carefully plot their moves, and use aggression in a planned-out way to get what they want.
Severus: My skin burns
Rodolphus: Good information Snape
Rodolphus: Alecto are you with him?
Alecto: No, he was already gone when I got to the house, he left a note in the mailbox saying that the house got cold and not to worry
Rabastan: So sev is now a runaway and has a fever....great
Severus: I do not have a fever, I'm perfectly fine
Rodolphus: I highly doubt that you're fine
Rodolphus: Where's Evan?
Alecto: Somewhere
Rodolphus: What did you do?
Alecto: I did nothing!!!
Rabastan: Evan got injured on a mission so he's getting patched up by Cissa
Severus: Ooo! I know Evan and Cissa!
Severus: I like them both
Severus: Cissa is my friend and she's very pretty
Severus: And Ev is my husband but he doesn't know it yet so keep it hush hush, he must not know that I love him
Rodolphus: Yeah, we're definitely gonna keep it hush hush
Alecto: I called Lucius, he's out looking for him
Rodolphus: Good
Severus: I MADE A FRIEND!!!
Rabastan: Concerning but go on
Severus: He has a cat 🐈
Rabastan: Um what's his name?
Severus: Dove, his name Dove
Rodolphus: Dove?
Severus: Yes 😊
Alecto: So he made friends with a complete stranger great :)
Regulus: Not great, especially if he's sick
Rodolphus: Reg has a point
Severus: Reg!! My smol sibling! Hello!!
Regulus: Pfft hi sev
Severus: Stay away from butterflies reg
Regulus: Uh why?
Severus: They'll drink your blood
Regulus: ......
Regulus: Someone get Evan
Alecto: Now hang on, I wanna hear more about butterflies
Rabastan: Of course you do you psycho
Alecto: Hehe
Severus: DOVE HAS TWO CATS!!! 🐈🐈
Severus: ATDIDTJSHQEWTKDKYDJT!!!
Regulus: Who the fuck is dove?
Rabastan: Probably some random person or someone we may know but since sev is sick he's saying his name wrong or he gave him a nickname
Regulus: Merlin, someone needs to find him and quick
Severus: Find who? Who are we looking for?
Rodolphus: You Severus, we are looking for you
Severus: Gross, why?
Rodolphus: Because you're sick
Severus: I'm sick your bullshit and lies!!!
Severus: I'm also sick of peas
Severus: Dove gave me cookies!!
Rabastan: Seriously somebody needs to find out who this dove guy is cause now it feels like Evan might have some competition
Alecto: Poor Evan
Lucius: Dove is Dolohov, Antonin Dolohov
Lucius: He contacted me when he found Severus wondering around in some forrest
Lucius: And Evan has no competition, as far as I'm concerned Antonin is interested in woman and is in a relationship
Rabastan: Oh...well alright then
Alecto: Who's Anton dating?
Lucius: Somehow he found himself in a relationship with Amelia Bones
Rodolphus: The fuck! For real!??
Lucius: Yes, I have to go. I need to give Sev medicine and take him home.
Alecto: Good luck Lucius!!
Lucius: Thank you
Rabastan: I find it hard to believe that Antonin is involved with the Amelia Bones
Rodolphus: You and me both
Regulus: Isn't Antonin part of this group chat? Cause he's a a death eater
Regulus: We could ask him
Rabastan: That's right...if he's part of this chat then how come he's never responded to any messages?
Evan: Because he hates us all, well not all of us but still
Regulus: Evan! You're here! Finally!!
Rabastan: How are you feeling?
Evan: I'm feeling fine, thanks
Evan: Anyways Dolohov doesn't message people, he thinks it's useless. He prefers to talk to someone directly or through a call, let's him know that they got the message and stuff
Evan: He'll text or send a letter if absolutely necessary but the need to has never arrived so
Rodolphus: Fair enough, well since you're alright and Lucius now has Severus in his care, there's just one thing left
Evan: And what's that?
Rodolphus: What are you gonna do about the house, you held him in, that he burned down?
Evan: .....
Evan: Let it burn