Death Eaters Chatroom: 23, harry potter - j. k. rowling fanfic

bi_snape

Characters

Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Evan Rosier, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Wilkes (Harry Potter), Barty Crouch Jr., Mulciber Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate, Rodolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, Avery Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate, Evan Rosier/Severus Snape, Barty Crouch Jr./Original Male Character(s), Avery Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate/Mulciber Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate, Amelia Bones/Antonin Dolohov, Mark Mucaliber

Tags

Original Character(s) Texting Chaos Crack Treated Seriously Albus Dumbledore Bashing they're my babies Lily Evans bashing Unstable Severus Mom Severus Oblivious Mulciber Obsessive/Possessive Evan Everyone is just chaotic Voldemort isn't the leader he's there just for show There's a lot of characters that are mentioned but I won't add them in the tags Marauders Bashing Characters death (a lot of them die) all canon ships aren't canon in this so their kids don't exist in this this whole fic is just pure stupidity and I made it so people can have a laugh plus I absolutely love my slytherin children from the marauders era especially Sev-Evan-Mulciber & Avery they're also chaotic and dumb as hell

Summary

The death eaters have a group chat and it's complete chaos. Voldemort bitches like his life depends on it, Everyone is afraid of Severus, Lucius is simply exhausted, The Carrows are attached to Severus, and much much more.

Note

I own none of these Characters except for Mark Mucaliber, he's an oc of mine.Many canon characters have no actual first name so I decided to give them one.

23

April 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM

Amycus: GUYS!!!

Lucius: What did Evan do this time?

Evan: I am innocent

Evan: As far as I'm concerned

Regulus: What a shocker

Amycus: Guys!!!😭

Regulus: Tells us what's wrong, we aren't mind readers....unlike Severus

Amycus: She's sick ;-;

Lucius: Who? Alecto?

Amycus: No, binky is sick 🥺

Lucius: Binky?

Regulus: His bunny

Lucius: Ah, I forgot Evan bought him a bunny

Evan: Have Sev take you and binky to the vet

Amycus: Sev is busy taking care of Rabastan cause he's sick too

Amycus: I blame him for getting binky sick

Amycus: Evan help, please 🥺

Evan: Alright, alright, I'm heading over

Regulus: Aren't you on a mission right now tho?

Evan: Yes and?

Lucius: .....shouldn't you focus on that instead of texting us?

Evan: It's called multitasking plus I'm just a look out it's fine

Regulus: If you leave now more of our members will die!!!

Evan: Yes and if I don't binky will die

Evan: now who's more important our teammates or binky?

Amycus: Binky!!

Evan: There we go

Regulus: ...

Evan: And I'm off, I'll be there soon Amycus

Amycus: Yay!! Binky gets to be saved!!