Death Eaters Chatroom

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Death Eaters Chatroom
Summary
The death eaters have a group chat and it's complete chaos. Voldemort bitches like his life depends on it, Everyone is afraid of Severus, Lucius is simply exhausted, The Carrows are attached to Severus, and much much more.
Note
I own none of these Characters except for Mark Mucaliber, he's an oc of mine.Many canon characters have no actual first name so I decided to give them one.
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Lucius: I wanna die

 

Severus: Oh no, if I can't die then neither can you

 

Lucius: Sev, we'll both die

 

Severus: My dreams are coming true

 

Wes: Now hold on, no! No one is dying.

 

Severus: Dream killer

 

Wes: Ignoring you, now Lucius what's wrong?

 

Lucius: I refuse to speak of what happened because if I do so then I'd be relieving the memory and I don't need to be re-traumatized

 

Severus: .....I'm going over and I'm using legilimency on you

 

Lucius: Just kill me

 

Severus: Hehe

 

Severus: No :)

 

Wes: Okay, okay wait, Sev no

 

Wes: Evan come get your lover

 

Evan: Don't wanna, mostly cause I wanna know what happened to Lucius

 

Lucius: It was awful and I just wanna die

 

Regulus: Could obliviate you instead

 

Lucius: That's not enough

 

Severus: I'm heading over

 

Wes: Sev no!

 

Evan: Sev yes!

 

Wes: Evan!!

 

Evan: What?

 

Veles: Can you guys just chill

 

Regulus: No, not now not ever

 

Veles: Fair enough, so what's happening

 

Regulus: Lucius wants to die and he won't tell us why

 

Veles: Oh....

 

Veles: Lu is this cause you walked in on your dad making out with the dark lord?

 

Evan: I'M SORRY WHAT!??!!!!

 

Lucius: 😭😭😭🤮🤮🤮

 

Wes: Oh merlin.....

 

Regulus: Haha!!

 

Regulus: Veles! How do you know!?

 

Veles: I was with Lu when it happened

 

Wes: So you saw it to?

 

Veles: Yup

 

Severus: Poor Lu

 

Veles: You think they'll get married?

 

Lucius: THEY HAVE BETTER NOT!!!!!!

 

Regulus: Well I hope they do

 

Lucius: I hate you so much right now Regulus

 

Regulus: Love you too <3

 

Evan: As disturbing as this is atleast the dark lord has his old appearance back right

 

Lucius: That doesn't help me but thanks for trying

 

Severus: So can we still die?

 

Lucius: Yes

 

Wes: No

 

Veles: Not until the dark lord and Lu's father get married 😌

 

Lucius: Why do you hate me

 

Veles: Well I hate everyone except for Wes

 

Veles: And I guess Sev but meh

 

Evan: Watch what you say Veles or Wes's heart will explode

 

Veles: Why would his heart explode? Is he in the hospital? Is he okay?!

 

Veles: Wes you can't leave me here alone with these bastards!

 

Wes: Vel, relax I'm fine

 

Veles: Ok good

 

Veles: I tripped in my panic state and twisted my ankle while attempting to reach the fireplace

 

Wes: Oh my god....

 

Wes: I'm heading over, where are you??

 

Veles: In Malfoy Manor, I've been making jokes about the whole situation to Lu while he was locked in his room

 

Severus: You should take a picture of the dark lord and Abraxas kissing and send it to Lu

 

Veles: I should

 

Lucius: DO NOT!!!

 

Wes: Veles don't move!!!! Evan come get you're goddamn lover before I hex him!!!!

 

Evan: Fine, fine, fine you're so bossy

 

Wes: Tsk

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