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Alecto: OH MY GOD!!!
Alecto: YOU GUYS!!!!
Alecto: HELP!!!!!
Alecto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rabastan: ALECTO WHAT'S WRONG?!
Alecto: MY EYES!!! MY HEART!!!!
Amycus: ALECTO WHAT HAPPENED!??!
Alecto: 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Barty: DID SOMEONE WE ACTUALLY LIKE DIE?!
Lucius: Peter come translate!
Alecto: 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪👱🏻♂️👱🏻♂️👱🏻♂️👱🏻♂️👱🏻♂️👱🏻♂️👱🏻♂️
Peter: She's gonna kill Evan
Rabastan: What? why?
Alecto: AIEHSHAHWISHWUSHQUWSHWISHW
Barty: What?
Alecto: AOFUEUEIWJEOCIFOWBEKEIWZJEKDOANWKDKWJSVWWKDMEWOKEIFBRCHJQBD
Amycus: Peter!!!
Peter: Sorry, sorry I got busy
Peter: Anyways she's gonna kill Evan cause she caught him and Snape making out
Peter: It also didn't help that he was getting rather handsy with him
Rabastan: WHAT!!!!!
Amycus: THAT BASTARD!!!!!
Barty: HA!!!
Lucius: Does this mean they've finally gotten together?
Evan: Nope~
Alecto: YOU!!!!!
Evan: Moi~
Amycus: STAY AWAY FROM SEVERUS!!!
Rabastan: YEAH!!!
Evan: Nah~
Regulus: What are you guys if not boyfriends?
Severus: Friends with benefits
Amycus: We don't like him
Severus: You don't like anyone, aside from your sister and on occasion Rabastan
Amycus: EXACTLY!!!!
Lucius: How long have you two been friends with benefits??
Severus: Around my first year as a teacher, I was stressed and he helped me relax
Rabastan: We're gonna kill Evan
Severus: No
Alecto: But why not?!
Alecto: We don't want him to take you from us!!!
Evan: As if I could
Evan: You guys are practically super glued to him, I'm lucky if I can make-out with him in peace for more than 10 seconds
Barty: Have you two ever fucked?
Mark: Barty!
Barty: What? I'm curious
Rabastan: They have better not!
Veles: They have
Alecto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Evan: Hehe greatest day of my life
Severus: How does Veles know?
Wes: I'm pretty sure the first time you two fucked was the start of your friends with benefits thing cause Evan had gone to visit you and the next day he came home and shouted out that he was no longer a virgin
Severus: .....What-
Veles: Yup and because of that I knew you two slept together because ever since he first saw you he has been saving himself for you so that you could be his first everything
Lucius: That sounds creepy
Mark: I think it's rather romantic
Amycus: Nope creepy
Amycus: Very creepy
Severus: I honestly don't know how to feel
Evan: Does this affect our dynamic?
Severus: It does not
Evan: Ok good
Amycus: Can we still kill him?
Severus: No, but you can hex him each time he comes over but only once
Rabastan: So only one of us gets to hex him every visit or do we each get to hex him once when he visits?
Severus: The first one
Alecto: Awww..... :(
Evan: Sev pick the second one
Severus: Why?
Evan: It'll make them happy
Severus: Fine, you all get to hex him once every time he visits
Amycus: Yay!!!
Rabastan: Ah yes!!!
Alecto: Woohoo!!!
Mark: Evan are you sure about this, you visit sev alot?
Evan: I am, cause it keeps them happy and I get to continue whatever I have with Sev
Severus: I just remembered you three can't use the unforgivable curses or any hex that doesn't have a counter spell and no holding the spell for more than 5 seconds
Alecto: Ah man.....
Alecto: Damnit!!!
Rabastan: Tsk fine
Veles: Seriously you guys should just be boyfriends already
Severus: Meh
Lucius: You two will be the death of us
Evan: Lol nice
Peter: Sorry to interrupt but uh Snape?
Severus: What?
Peter: Wilkes came back from a meeting with someone and was poison, we need your help
Severus: Where is he?
Peter: Riddle Manor
Severus: I'm on my way