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Mark: What happens if you drink a bottle of chloroform?
Regulus: You'd probably die
Mark: What if you just drink half?
Regulus: Probably still die
Mark: Right, well tell Wes that Veles is in the hospital most likely to die
Evan: Oh my god did that moron really drink half a bottle of chloroform???
Mark: Yes and Barty drank the other half
Regulus: Can't believe I associate with you people
Evan: I can't believe Wes like Veles
Mark: And I can't believe I'm dating Barty
Mark: Oh wait I can <3
Regulus: Woah, woah, woah, you and Barty are dating? You actually chose to date a moron?
Mark: He may be dumb but it's cute, he's cute
Mark: He's my precious Dumbo
Evan: Your precious dumbo is probably gonna die
Mark: He won't die
Mark: He promised he wouldn't
Regulus: ......I'm not gonna say anything cause we're friends
Mark: Yay! hooray for friendship!!
Evan: You're to pure for this world, when barty gets better I'm gonna smack him
Wes: Why are you gonna smack barty?
Evan: Cause he and veles drank half a bottle of chloroform and are now in the hospital
Wes: .......
Wes: .....Someone obliviate me please, it hurts being in love with an idiot
Evan: I gotcha covered Wes
Wes: Thanks Ev
Mark: Evan no, that's bad
Evan: ...
Evan: Sorry Wes, Mark says no
Wes: Seriously??
Evan: I only ever listen to my mother, Sev, and Mark. They are my favorite people ever.
Wes: Ugh
Regulus: I'll obliviate you
Wes: Yay, thanks reg
Mark: No! Don't!
Regulus: I'm gonna :)
Wes: Yay!
Evan: Yeah, reg never listens to anyone except Sev
Regulus: Sev is my older brother so yes
Mark: Isn't Sirius your older brother?
Regulus: I haven't the slightest idea in who you are talking about, Sev has always been my older brother
Mark: Uhhh.......welp I'm gonna freak out now, good thing I'm at the hospital :)
Regulus: I'll buy you ice cream after your freak out
Mark: Yes! Mint chip! Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mark: WIDAHWUHSSH+2+;!!!!!!28$72;1836#-83;"(82-"7AAHWGAI28$-AUSI
Evan: Well there goes mark
Wes: Will he be alright?
Evan: Yeah, he's in the hospital with Barty and Veles so he'll be safe
Wes: Well then it's a good thing Barty and Veles drank chloroform
Wes: So with that being said Reg I no longer need you to obliviate me
Regulus: Damn, alright well If you'll excuse me I have to buy a lot of mint chip ice cream
Evan: See ya reg
Wes: Bye reg
Regulus: See ya later guys