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Severus: Do you think they're still looking for me?
Lucius: No they all think you're dead
Barty: Mhm, we attend your funeral a couple of days ago
Severus: How'd that go?
Peter: Barty started a fire so now Alecto and Amycus are fighting over who gets to keep your "ashes"
Lucius: I'm honestly surprised Evan didn't join in that fight
Barty: Well he gets Severus so why fight over his ashes
Severus: He does not
Evan: I recorded the entire thing
Severus: Ok he gets me
Lucius: You two seriously need to officially get together or I'm gonna lose it
Severus: I don't do people
Severus: or happiness
Severus: or love
Peter: You need help
Severus: Bite me
Severus: Just know you're part of the problem
Evan: I can get rid of him for you
Severus: I wanna say yes but certain circumstances are preventing me from saying so, so no
Evan: Damn
Barty: What does Peter have immunity?
Severus: Sadly yes
Peter: Scary and confusing but yay
Severus: Watch yourself that immunity can easily be taken away
Peter: And I'm off
Lucius: Morons
Bellatrix: Aside from Peter having immunity, can we go back to the topic of Evan and Snape getting together already
Evan: No
Severus: Thank you Evan
Evan: 😊
Bellatrix: FUCKING DATE ALREADY!!!
Lucius: I agree with Bella
Barty: We all agree with Bella
Evan: I do not
Bellatrix: And why not?! You're in love with the guy aren't you?!!
Evan: Because 1) he still has his mind set on the idea that he doesn't deserve to be loved
2) Yes, I'm in love with him, I'm extremely in love with him up to the point that I will simply do whatever he says to make him happy
and 3) I just plain don't like you so I refuse to agree with you
Bellatrix: UGH!!!!
Barty: I feel like she might drug you guys
Lucius: Pfft she won't be able to cause Sev is a paranoid little shit so good luck sneaking up on or lying to him
Lucius: Plus none of us except for Alecto, Amycus, Rabastan, and Evan know where he currently is and none of them will tell us
Alecto: Correct!!!
Severus: Have you figured out who gets to keep "my ashes" ?
Amycus: Alecto does cause she used the fact she organized my breakout from prison so
Alecto: hehehe
Severus: Good girl
Alecto: 🥰
Amycus: Anyways what's going on?
Bellatrix: We want Evan and Snape to date
Amycus: Ohh.....
Amycus: ......no
Bellatrix: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO!!!
Alecto: Evan can't have Sev, no one can him
Rabastan: It's a crime to take sev from us
Amycus: Yeah!
Bellatrix: THE FUCK!!! Are you all his fucking children?!!!??
Rabastan: Yes :)
Amycus: Yeah :)
Alecto: Mhm :)
Rabastan: and Evan is simply the dude that hangs around and takes us places
Evan: Yup 😌
Lucius: ....I'm so tempted to fight you all
Severus: Do not
Lucius: Tsk....I know