Death Eaters Chatroom: 19, harry potter - j. k. rowling fanfic

bi_snape

Characters

Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Evan Rosier, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Wilkes (Harry Potter), Barty Crouch Jr., Mulciber Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate, Rodolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, Avery Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate, Evan Rosier/Severus Snape, Barty Crouch Jr./Original Male Character(s), Avery Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate/Mulciber Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate, Amelia Bones/Antonin Dolohov, Mark Mucaliber

Tags

Original Character(s) Texting Chaos Crack Treated Seriously Albus Dumbledore Bashing they're my babies Lily Evans bashing Unstable Severus Mom Severus Oblivious Mulciber Obsessive/Possessive Evan Everyone is just chaotic Voldemort isn't the leader he's there just for show There's a lot of characters that are mentioned but I won't add them in the tags Marauders Bashing Characters death (a lot of them die) all canon ships aren't canon in this so their kids don't exist in this this whole fic is just pure stupidity and I made it so people can have a laugh plus I absolutely love my slytherin children from the marauders era especially Sev-Evan-Mulciber & Avery they're also chaotic and dumb as hell

Summary

The death eaters have a group chat and it's complete chaos. Voldemort bitches like his life depends on it, Everyone is afraid of Severus, Lucius is simply exhausted, The Carrows are attached to Severus, and much much more.

Note

I own none of these Characters except for Mark Mucaliber, he's an oc of mine.Many canon characters have no actual first name so I decided to give them one.

19

April 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM

Severus: Is Vel lactose intolerant?

Wes: Yes, why?

Severus: K

Wes: This concerns me greatly cause I don't know if he drank or ate anything with dairy or if you plan on making him consume anything with dairy.....

Severus: :)

Wes: .....

Wes: Evan!!!! Come stop your psycho crush from poisoning my dumb crush!!!

Evan: See if I didn't like you I'd let Sev poison Veles with dairy cause Veles is stupid enough to drink it without hesitation

Evan: But I do so I'll go save the stupid man you fell for

Wes: Thank you

Barty: Are Evan and Wes aware that Severus and Veles can see the messages?

Rabastan: To be fair it's common fucking knowledge that Evan is in love with Severus, hell even Sev knows.

Barty: That's true, so what about Wes and Veles?

Peter: Wes is pining over Veles and Veles is to fucking stupid to realize it so Wes's statement about him being his crush is just gonna fly over his head.

Peter: Plus aren't you and Veles married?

Barty: Not anymore!! I'm free!! I think it was either Luc or Sev that convinced him to sign the papers

Barty: Now I can marry the love of my life~

Rabastan: And that is?

Barty: None of your business

Peter: I know who it is

Rabastan: Do you?!

Barty: Say sike right now!!!

Peter: I do

Barty: Fuck!!!

Rabastan: Haha!!

Mark: Ah love~

Barty: Mark!!

Mark: Barty!!

Barty: Where have you been!? You've been gone for so long!!

Rabastan: Yeah, I thought you died

Peter: I think most of us thought that

Mark: Well you were all wrong, I was in a coma

Barty: Are you alright?! What happened!?

Mark: I got badly injured in my last mission, luckily Evan was there so he managed to get me to a healer before I actually died

Peter: Damn, well we're happy you're back

Mark: I'm happy too

Veles: I was speared!! By Evan!!

Veles: WTF!!!

Mark: Seriously Evan?

Evan: Wes wanted me to stop him from consuming dairy and I did just that. I refuse to say I did anything wrong.

Veles: Oh hey, Mark is back cool

Veles: Barty can stop bitching

Rabastan: What?

Barty: Mulciber shut up!!

Mark: Aw, barty missed me!!

Peter: He did, he really did

Evan: Might fight Barty

Barty: Pls do not!! I am a child!!

Peter: No you aren't

Barty: Peter fuck off!!!