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Alecto: Amycus is in prison! :(
Peter: Are you- are you actually sad about that????
Alecto: .....No
Severus: Then why did you come to me in tears??
Alecto: Shut up!!
Rabastan: Man I wish Rodolphus was in prison :(
Rodolphus: Don't worry I'm about to go to prison for murdering your bitch ass
Severus: Enough you two, no one else is going to prison
Alecto: But if Rodolphus goes to prison he can sneak something in to help Amycus get out
Peter: Right like Rodolphus is smart enough for that
Rodolphus: Listen you bloody rat I am far smarter than you are
Peter: Mhm of course you are, I'll believe it when I see it
Rodolphus: ......
Evan: Welp Rodolphus is going to prison for double murder
Alecto: EVAN!!!
Evan: yes?
Alecto: Can you break out my brother from prison, please
Evan: I don't like him tho
Alecto: but ;-;
Evan: .....alright fine, only cause I'm actually fond of you
Alecto: Yay!!!
Rabastan: Odd seeing someone care about their own sibling
Severus: Really now? you bitch about every date Rodolphus has cause they're all in your words
Severus: "Evil succubuses trying to steal my brother from me"
Rabastan: I don't like you
Rabastan: And I decline ever said any of that!!
Severus: Are you calling me a liar?
Rabastan: ......
Rabastan: would you look at that I'm being summoned by the dark lord...bye!!!
Alecto: Ha!
Rodolphus: The hell is a succubus?
Severus: Don't worry about it
Peter: Ah it's fun watching Snape expose people
Alecto: It's only fun when it's not you
Peter: Exactly