Death Eaters Chatroom

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Death Eaters Chatroom
Summary
The death eaters have a group chat and it's complete chaos. Voldemort bitches like his life depends on it, Everyone is afraid of Severus, Lucius is simply exhausted, The Carrows are attached to Severus, and much much more.
Note
I own none of these Characters except for Mark Mucaliber, he's an oc of mine.Many canon characters have no actual first name so I decided to give them one.
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Alecto: Amycus is in prison! :(

 

Peter: Are you- are you actually sad about that????

 

Alecto: .....No

 

Severus: Then why did you come to me in tears??

 

Alecto: Shut up!!

 

Rabastan: Man I wish Rodolphus was in prison :(

 

Rodolphus: Don't worry I'm about to go to prison for murdering your bitch ass

 

Severus: Enough you two, no one else is going to prison

 

Alecto: But if Rodolphus goes to prison he can sneak something in to help Amycus get out

 

Peter: Right like Rodolphus is smart enough for that

 

Rodolphus: Listen you bloody rat I am far smarter than you are

 

Peter: Mhm of course you are, I'll believe it when I see it

 

Rodolphus: ......

 

Evan: Welp Rodolphus is going to prison for double murder

 

Alecto: EVAN!!!

 

Evan: yes?

 

Alecto: Can you break out my brother from prison, please

 

Evan: I don't like him tho

 

Alecto: but ;-;

 

Evan: .....alright fine, only cause I'm actually fond of you

 

Alecto: Yay!!!

 

Rabastan: Odd seeing someone care about their own sibling

 

Severus: Really now? you bitch about every date Rodolphus has cause they're all in your words

 

Severus: "Evil succubuses trying to steal my brother from me"

 

Rabastan: I don't like you

 

Rabastan: And I decline ever said any of that!!

 

Severus: Are you calling me a liar?

 

Rabastan: ......

 

Rabastan: would you look at that I'm being summoned by the dark lord...bye!!!

 

Alecto: Ha!

 

Rodolphus: The hell is a succubus?

 

Severus: Don't worry about it

 

Peter: Ah it's fun watching Snape expose people

 

Alecto: It's only fun when it's not you

 

Peter: Exactly

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