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Lucius: Alright who did it?
Avery: Did what exactly??
Lucius: Someone burned down Azkaban, and I am certain it was one of you guys
Barty: That's fair
Lucius: So who was it?
Barty: Will the person who did it get in trouble?
Lucius: No
Avery: Sounds sketchy
Barty: Mm it does
Mulciber: Me, Evan, Barty, and Avery did it
Barty: Ok rude, you simply gonna expose like this
Barty: I want a divorce
Mulciber: Nah~
Lucius: Can't tell if you two are actually married or just joking- either way why did you guys burn down Azkaban??
Avery: To free Amycus cause Alecto was sad
Lucius: Shocking but alright
Barty: Now back to that divorce
Barty: SIGN THE PAPERS!!!
Mulciber: Nah~
Mulciber: Die mad
Lucius: The hell-
Avery: During a night out drink at a muggle bar Sev, who was with us, convinced them to get married.
Avery: Which was easy to do sense we were all drunk off our asses
Lucius: They're married?
Avery: Yes :)
Barty: It's bullshit!! Now I can't marry my true love!!!
Lucius: Who the hell is your true love??
Barty: Not Mulciber that's for sure
Mulciber: Lol
Lucius: Mul and you won't divorce him why?
Mulciber: Because it pisses him off
Avery: At some point you two are gonna have to divorce
Mulciber: When Barty stop pissing me off, I'll divorce him
Barty: See but it's fun to annoy you
Lucius: This is why he won't leave you Barty.....
Barty: I KNOW!!! ;-;
Mulciber: Hehe :)