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Bellatrix: What the fuck!!!
Evan: What?
Bellatrix: Apparently Snape is missing!!! It's all over the daily prophet!!!
Bellatrix: If he's gone then we all have to deal with the bloody Carrow's!!!
Evan: Oh he's not missing
Bellatrix: Thank god
Peter: If he isn't missing then where is he?
Evan: Don't worry about it
Severus: Yeah!
Peter: Alright then
Bellatrix: See I'm curious, Snape where the fuck are you? And why do people think you're missing?
Severus: I'm in heaven, fuck off
Peter: Aren't you an atheist?
Severus: I've been proven wrong
Bellatrix: Where the fuck are you!!!????
Severus: A place that I thought was heaven but it's clearly purgatory cause you're contacting me
Evan: So if she's gone, it'll be heaven again...that's what I'm hearing right?
Severus: Yes
Evan: Cool, cool
Evan: I'll be right back
Peter: What just happened?
Severus: Don't worry about it
Bellatrix: You're all fucking idiots
Rabastan: This coming from the women who just got a hit order on her
Bellatrix: Excuse me
Alecto: Sev ordered a hit on you
Amycus: Evan is gonna try to kill
Rabastan: What do you mean try? That crazy motherfucker killed four people that we know of in less than two days.
Amycus: Oh yeah
Bellatrix: Pfft, as if he could kill me
Alecto: He killed Dumbledore
Bellatrix: .....
Peter: Well she's dead
Alecto: You think if I ask Evan he'll give me her head?
Peter: Probably, if he doesn't decided to offer it to Snape
Severus: You can have it
Alecto: Yay!
Rabastan: Severus, if Rosier kills anyone you want why don't you ask him to kill Voldemort?
Severus: Because then I'd have to deal with all you bitches and I rather fucking not
Rabastan: Fair enough
Mulciber: I'm curious tho, why is Pettigrew still alive?
Mulciber: He killed Potter, Lupin, and Evans, and Alecto killed Black so what about Pettigrew?
Severus: Eh well....he's an exception
Avery: Why?
Severus: Personal reasons
Mulciber: Do we get to know?
Alecto: Nope
Severus: ^^
Avery: Does Evan know?
Severus: He does not
Severus: Least I don't think he does but considering that he's practically my stalker I feel like he does know
Evan: What do I know?
Mulciber: The reason for why Pettigrew is an exception to not be killed
Evan: Ohhh
Evan: Yeah I know
Severus: Welp there you go
Alecto: How on earth do you know??!
Evan: Irrelevant
Avery: He stalks Severus
Evan: I do not
Avery: You do too, you moron
Severus: Enough of that, just keep quiet Evan okay
Evan: Yeah, yeah
Rabastan: Does Alecto know?
Alecto: Yes I do :)
Rabastan: Unfair
Severus: Trust me, it's not
Evan: Yeah, it really isn't
Avery: Odd, very odd
Rabastan: Don't why but I'm both scared and confused
Avery: We all are if it has something to do with Severus
Severus: Yup :)
Evan: As you all should be