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Evan: You guys wanna hear something funny
Barty: What?
Evan: Me, Veles, and Wes accomplished something Voldemort has been trying to do for years in a day :)
Barty: What you guys do?
Regulus: They killed Dumbledore
Mulciber: And Lupin
Barty: Aww, no fair :(
Barty: Why wasn't I invited??
Avery: It happened in the spur of the moment.
Avery: Either way Alecto is off killing Black so that just leaves Potter and that Evans girl
Regulus: Pfft I doubt he'd let you guys kill her
Evan: She was a bitch tho
Regulus: She was also his best friends for years
Evan: She treated him like crap!
Evan: She berated him for making friends! She berated him for not dropping to his fucking knees and thanking Potter for saving his life ONCE even tho he didn't have too because that man had made his life hell for 4-5 years at the time!
Evan: She didn't even ask him if he was fucking okay after finding out he was almost killed!!! She also had the nerve to try and stifle her laughter at the incident where he was being hanged upside down by Potter and then act like she's trying to defend him!!!
Evan: She even befriend his own abusers and even began dating one of them!!!!!
Evan: Now she's either stupid or she didn't really give a damn about Severus!!!!
Regulus: Are you his personal bodyguard or something?
Regulus: Honestly you sound obsessed
Evan: Meh
Barty: Love how he went completely nuts when talking about Evans and then him simply responding with "Meh" afterwards😂😂😂
Avery: Evan got anger issues
Mulciber: It's easier to call him fucking crazy
Regulus: Noted but is he obsessed with Severus🤔
Evan: Yes, is it not obvious?
Evan: Do I need to try harder?
Regulus: No, no you're good
Evan: Alright cool
Mulciber: Lol
Barty: Anyways if you guys are going to kill Potter, can I join?
Evan: Yeah sure
Barty: Yay!!
Regulus: Are you also gonna kill Evans?
Evan: Ohh absolutely
Avery: Severus will have your head if you harm her
Evan: I don't give a damn what Severus might do to me, that bitch will die because I won't let Severus live in a world with her in it for another minute longer!!
Mulciber: I'm surprised you never kidnapped Severus and kept him hidden away in one of your homes
Evan: I had planned too in our 5th year but Ma found out and said no so
Regulus: Ha!
Mulciber: My god Rosier you need help
Evan: Bite me
Avery: You could kidnap him now tho
Mulciber: Wes hush!
Evan: ......
Evan: I'll be right back
Mulciber: Evan no!!
Barty: Welp should we tell Lucius and Severus?
Regulus: Nah, let it be a surprise :)