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Lucius: WHAT THE FUCK!!
Lucius: SEVERUS IS MISSING!!!
Evan: Oh no, what a tragedy
Severus: Yay no more shitty medicine!!
Lucius: Where the hell are you?!
Severus: I don't know but I woke up in soft pajamas and a fluffy blanket so do not try and find me
Evan: See look he's alive and happy, just leave him in peace
Lucius: You are not helping
Evan: Did you really expect me too
Lucius: Fair enough
Evan: Quick hypothetical Severus, if Lily Evans were to be killed how would you feel?
Severus: Umm devastated, why?
Evan: Cause Imma kill her
Severus: What!? No! Why!?!!
Evan: Maybe because she was a horrid friend to you, she berated you for making friends, she never bothered to properly help you, she didn't ask if you were okay when you were almost killed and instead berated you for not being great ful to your abuser who saved your life which he only did to save his friends, she secretly laughed at your assault, became friends with your abusers, and then dated one of them.
Evan: But who knows
Severus: ......
Lucius: He's not wrong
Severus: Lucius shut up
Lucius: No, everything he said is true Severus. I honestly don't see why you still care for her.
Lucius: Sure she may be the first friend you ever made and the first person to care for you but she's gone now. You have other friends who care more about you than she ever did.
Evan: If it helps I can make her death quick and painless
Evan: I won't like it but I'll do it
Severus: ........
Severus: Did you kidnap me??
Evan: Yes
Lucius: ....Weird how that does not shock me
Severus: I wanna be upset but I'm not to be honest
Evan: I've been planning to kidnap you after 5th year
Severus: Ok well now I'm pissed, why the hell didn't you follow through?!
Evan: Mom said no
Severus: Damn
Lucius: So you didn't kidnap Severus back then because your mother said no?
Evan: Yeah🙄
Lucius: I'm done with you people
Severus: Where am I anyways?
Evan: Don't worry about it
Severus: ....I'm going back to sleep
Evan: Can I kill Evans??
Severus: Fuck it sure
Evan: Yes!!!
Lucius: Do you plan on escaping wherever it is Rosier has you placed in?
Severus: Ehh well I was thinking about it but umm now I don't want too
Lucius: So what you're gonna stay there forever?
Severus: Better here then out there
Severus: I honestly wish he had kidnapped me back then
Lucius: Don't we all, you're better off away from Hogwarts
Severus: Do you think they'll come looking for me?
Lucius: I have no doubt that they will but don't worry, we'll come up with several lies to keep them at Bay so just enjoy your solitude
Severus: Thanks Luc
Lucius: You're welcome Sev