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Severus: I. Am. ✨ALIVE✨
Regulus: What happened to you anyways?!
Severus: Irrelevant
Lucius: He purposely caused an explosion
Regulus: What!!
Severus: FOR GOOD REASON!!!
Lucius: YOU DID IT TO AVOID LUPIN!!
Evan: Well see now that's a valid reason
Lucius: Severus could have died!!
Evan: But he didn't
Severus: Yeah I didn't!
Regulus: I'm still confused to be honest
Severus: Dumbledore and Lupin came into the potions classroom while I was making a potion.
Severus: Dumbledore then asked me to teach Lupin how to make a syllabus and stuff.
Severus: So in order to avoid having to be alone with him I added something to the potion I was making to cause an explosion :)
Regulus: You could have just said no??
Severus: Don't tell me how to deal with shit involving my abuser
Veles: So are Dumbledore and Lupin in the hospital too?
Wes: Are they dead?
Evan: Please say yes to both
Alecto: It's fine if you say no to both
Amycus: Yeah, cause things can happen and change everything
Lucius: Is everybody just protective over Severus now?
Regulus: It seems like it, yes
Severus: Gross
Severus: Anyways Dumbledore and Lupin are in the hospital and no they aren't dead.
Evan: Well then if you'll excuse us, we'll be back
Veles: And if we aren't back then we got arrested
Wes: If that's the case then it's both Evan and Veles's fault
Severus: Noted, have fun
Lucius: They're idiots
Severus: They mean well
Regulus: Only to you
Severus: That makes it even better
Severus: You think if I ask they'll kill Black?
Alecto: Oooo!!! I wanna kill him!!
Severus: Deal!
Alecto: Yay!!!!
Regulus: Ruin his hair first, that'll piss him off
Alecto: Yes sir!!
Lucius: Well glad to see you all bonding
Severus: Can I keep the body parts?
Lucius: Take the medication the doctors give you and I'll have Alecto send you whatever body parts you want for potions
Severus: Ugh.....
Severus: .....Deal but I'm gonna be bitchy about it
Lucius: So long as you take the medicine
Lucius: Amycus go with Alecto to kill black and insure that the body parts Severus wants stays intact
Amycus: Got it
Severus: Yay, I'm finally getting vengeance!