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Alecto: question who do I go to when injured?
Rabastan: Narcissa or Severus
Alecto: I'll go to Narcissa, I got a better chance of actually getting healed
Severus: Are you implying that I would purposely not heal you?
Alecto: Yes!
Severus: Meh, you're right
Alecto: Now where is Cissa?
Rabastan: In her home
Alecto: I am in her home and she is not here?
Severus: Are bleeding a lot or-
Alecto: Yes I am bleeding!
Rabastan: ......
Severus: .....
Severus: Do I or do you-
Alecto: What?
Rabastan: Alecto....
Alecto: WHAT?!!
Rabastan: ....for your safety, please tell me that you are not inside her home
Alecto: I'm on her couch
Severus: well shit
Severus: why does Alecto get to die before I do?
Rabastan: because she's an idiot
Alecto: EXCUSE ME!!!
Regulus: Narcissa doesn't like people blood in her home cause it's too much of a hassel to clean so if bleed on her floors or furniture she's gonna heal you just to kill you herself
Alecto: ......
Alecto: ....ah shit
Rabastan: Everyone knows this, it's why we go to Severus whenever we're bleeding a lot
Alecto: I did not know this! What the fuck!
Regulus: Voldemort explains to his new followers all the time in front of everyone, do you not pay attention?
Severus: Clearly not if she's bleeding all over Cissa's furniture
Severus: What happened to you anyways?
Alecto: First off fuck you
Alecto: Second some wizard spotted my mark and attacked me, I got a giant deep gash on my arm and leg
Severus: I'll go get you
Alecto: Thanks
Rabastan: So what are we gonna do about the blood in Cissa's home?
Regulus: Well someone would have to clean it before she comes home
Regulus: I'm obviously not gonna do it cause I don't care
Rabastan: Alecto should be the one to clean it, it's her blood
Alecto: Bite me asshole
Rabastan: God no
Severus: 1. God is not real 2. Shut up all of you
Severus: I texted Peter, he's gonna clean it
Regulus: You threatened him huh
Severus: Obviously