Death Eaters Chatroom: 9, harry potter - j. k. rowling fanfic

bi_snape

Characters

Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Evan Rosier, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Wilkes (Harry Potter), Barty Crouch Jr., Mulciber Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate, Rodolphus Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, Avery Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate, Evan Rosier/Severus Snape, Barty Crouch Jr./Original Male Character(s), Avery Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate/Mulciber Jr. | Severus Snape's Schoolmate, Amelia Bones/Antonin Dolohov, Mark Mucaliber

Tags

Original Character(s) Texting Chaos Crack Treated Seriously Albus Dumbledore Bashing they're my babies Lily Evans bashing Unstable Severus Mom Severus Oblivious Mulciber Obsessive/Possessive Evan Everyone is just chaotic Voldemort isn't the leader he's there just for show There's a lot of characters that are mentioned but I won't add them in the tags Marauders Bashing Characters death (a lot of them die) all canon ships aren't canon in this so their kids don't exist in this this whole fic is just pure stupidity and I made it so people can have a laugh plus I absolutely love my slytherin children from the marauders era especially Sev-Evan-Mulciber & Avery they're also chaotic and dumb as hell

Summary

The death eaters have a group chat and it's complete chaos. Voldemort bitches like his life depends on it, Everyone is afraid of Severus, Lucius is simply exhausted, The Carrows are attached to Severus, and much much more.

Note

I own none of these Characters except for Mark Mucaliber, he's an oc of mine.Many canon characters have no actual first name so I decided to give them one.

9

April 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM

Severus: Is it too late to resign?

Severus: Or to confess to a murder I didn't do?

Lucius: Yes

Alecto: Why not just commit a murder?

Severus: You got a point

Amycus: Haven't you already killed people?

Amycus: Why not just confess to a crime you already did?

Severus: Oh yeah...

Severus: I'll be back

Lucius: Do not!

Severus: Why not?! This school sucks!!

Lucius: Then resign!!!

Severus: Ugh fine

Alecto: So no murder?

Lucius: Not for Severus

Severus: What have I ever done to you?!!

Lucius: I wonder

Alecto: We can kill people

Lucius: Yes

Amycus: Yay!!

Severus: Unfair

Alecto: You could take polyjuice potion to look like one of us and then go kill someone

Alecto: You are a potions master

Severus: YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT ALECTO!!

Lucius: Wait a minute!!!

Severus: Alecto I love you thank you

Severus: I'll be back

Lucius: No!!

Lucius: Fuck!

Alecto: Hehe I'm the favorite

Amycus: No fair!!! I wanna be the favorite!!

Alecto: Haha!! Too bad!!! He loves me more than you!!!

Amycus: Nooooo!!!!

Lucius: Ugh you both are like children....

Alecto: Yes and I am the favorite~

Amycus: I hate you

Alecto: :)

Alecto: Severus doesn't :)